Let's talk about Nigerian Banks!!!
(1) U.B.A
That bank look like a shrine..
Everywere is just painted red.. Hehehehehe. This
bank is very stingy... They will never employ
workers... It's only UBA you will enter and see
empty cashier seat... They only employ 1
Cashier.. Stressing customers as if they will feed
you after.
I suspect there general manager is a Manchester
United fan. Spent a lot of money to build a bank
but employ few slow workers who can't even satisfy
customers (Pogba).
(2) First Bank
This bank has the highest number of customers...
The only bank that looks like a market... The
only difference is that u see people with suit and
pen.
Lolsssss.
(3) Eco bank!!!
This bank will just be looking like somebody
bathroom.. Very small bank... Just jam park
people like sardine.... There workers no dey even
wear suit again.. Probably because of heat...
Everybody they enter with handfan.
(4) Diamond Bank.. (My Bank)
This bank dey vex me pass PHCN. Just fancy for
nothing.... They will just use flowers and design
everywhere... I even heard there general manager
is an Agriculturist.... Only to employ beautiful
ladies... Some people will come to bank and
won't like to go back again.
(5) I hate zenith bank.
The only thing they know how to do best is to
decorate there wall with mirrors.. You will just
stay at the front and be seeing someone behind...
Sometimes if you enter the bank, you will be
confuse. you won't even know which road to follow
Cus everybody is appearing two two.. I wonder if
there general manager is a fan of Crystal
palace.. Just carry crystal full everywhere.
(6) Union Bank!!!!
This bank is older than some people grand
father... Sometimes, I begin to think maybe the
children of Israelite have account with union
bank... Their security men sef na old old men...
Lol old old men bank... Even baba
Buhari has an Account with union bank.... Even ordinary water dispenser them no get.. If you are thirsty, go and fetch water from the gallon beside the security man.
No vex abeg, na joke ooh.
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