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Premiership Exams
PREMIERSHIP WAEC EXAMINATION.
DURATION: 48 Hrs
ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
SECTION A.
1. Discuss the fall of Chelsea without using the sack of the BINI lady who was the team Doctor as illustration. (20marks).
2. With the aid of a diagram, prove that Chelsea will go trophyless this season (15marks).
3. Manchester United sold Di Maria to PSG for £44m when they had signed him for £59.6m. Prepare a profit and loss account (12marks).
4. Estimate the velocity at which Liverpool is depreciating considering the absence of Suarez and Sterling not minding that they beat Chelsea at home. (15marks)
5. What is the probability that Chelsea will not discover oil the way they are going down? (15marks)
SECTION B.
6. Calculate the probability of Chelsea winning a game against Eyinmba of Aba in relation to current performances (20marks).
7. Without using tables, list out the top clubs that will not qualify for the Champions League next season (10marks).
8. With the aid of twitter justify the sudden quietness of all Chelsea fans these days on all social networks (20marks).
10. Complete this…
In Wenger we trust,
In Pellegrini we’re happy,
In Mourinho we ____________? (5marks)
11. If the presence of Drogba took away Torres goal scoring ability, will it be correct to say the absence of the Team Doctor took away Mourinho’s coaching prowess? Explain (10marks)
