joke of the day
A man ordered for a voice automated car
that
does anything he tells it to do.
He got the car and started sending it on
errands.
He was not able to go out on a day, his wife
told him to tell the car to go and pick the
children from school because she was tired.
The man agreed.
Man: Car, go and bring my children from
school.
The car went and never came back after
forty
minutes, and the school's walk takes just
thirty minutes by leg.
2hrs later and no car so the man dressed up
about to go to the police station. He and his
wife stood outside when they saw the car
coming with overload.
The car parked right in front of them and
said
"These are your children sir"
In the car was their Landlady's two
daughters, their choir mistress two sons, his
wife's best friend's daughter, their pastor's
son and their neigbours two sons"
Wife: Don't tell me these are all your
children.
Husband: Tell me why your children are not
inside?????
