1.
I gave up on life when I picked
up my
girlfriend's phone and saw my
contact
name saved as, "FREE FOOD"!
2.
Remember when your primary
school
teacher told you that you're good
for
nothing but now you are the
admin of
three Whatsapp groups?
My brother, You made it!
3.
Some guys will say a girl doesn't
like
them because they don't like
money...
You self do you like yourself as
you
don't have money?
4.
When you tell your friend "your
mama!" and turn around and see
his or her mum staring at you.
5.
When a mosquito lands on
your father's bald head and you
try to kill it with your bare hands.
You must provide proof, or else...
6.
When you update "salary
things" on face book and your
landlord comments "on point".
Bye-bye to your salary.
7.
Ghana weaving with Brazilian
wool on
a
Nigerian hair..
How do you survive with 3
Nations on
your head??
8.
Some GIRLS will not be able to
see
their future HUSBAND because of
their eyelashes...
#LemmeCommaBeGoing
9.
Some girls are looking for tall
guys
with pink lips and six packs
when their
father is short, pot bellied with
pommo
lips
Lemme not talk sha.
10.
Dah moment "You go to the drug
store
to buy poison to kill yourself but
you
still standing there waiting for
your
balance.... Dude, are you serious?!
"
what are u going to use the
balance
for ?
I know you laughed/smiled....
