Good evening beautiful ladies and gentle men in the house!!!
Ehm...I was just hoping that i'd be able to at least put a smile on someone's face before i sleep. So here is what i want you to do....
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Imagine.....Just imagine this.....I mean picture this in your mind.....Are you ready??
Ok let's start...
You are sitted in a vehicle...
the big 18sitter bus...
are you imagining??....
then someone's Nokia 3310 rings from the back seat......
Imagine ooo....
You turn around to see who that old fashion phone belongs to...
Just then you see your CRUSH sitting at the left end of the bus....
Are you still imagining??
Now that feels awkward right??...
Just then your mum shouts
"Ah, don't spoil my thighs with that your bony buttocks ooo now"
Everybody in the bus laughs and passes different comments....
Including your crush.....
Then you remember that you mum was lapping (carrying) you.
Awkwarder!!!