KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY

You truly deserve the name "KOLO", am in love with these story already. _________________^______________________ Link to Available Episodes •Episode 2 •Episode 3 •Episode 4 •Episode 5 •Episode 6 •Episode 7 •Episode 8 •Episode 9 •Episode 10 •Episode 11 •Episode 12-13 •Episode 14 •Episode 15 •Episode 16 •Episode 17-19 •Last Episode

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Ur name is truly kolo

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 2 The word Ethics is gotten from the word Ethos (conduct, behaviour). Ethics is simply define as rightness and wrongness of an action, I'd say Socrates uses his dialectic method to confuse the whole of Athens and later die like Jesus disciple, what a busy body. The man of good morals, the only one who move around Athens bare footed doing busy body, this is what I think. The door of success isn't open wide for everyone, few struggle less but practically anyone born into the family of a Nigerian should be ready to wage war against poverty. That day our roof borrowed hell from Mr. Devil, "so you now smoke? " he demanded, I rebuked it sharply "anybody who folded paper and lit it fire wants to?" He asked impatiently coming very close to me "smoke" I answered slowly. "Who folded this paper on fire?" I didn't respond, but I was given the punishment for a prodigal son, I cried out that night but none of the neighbours came to help me out. The mother of the house seized the opportunity to take my bonafide evening routine proportion of meat, three days of consecutive dry soup. my older brother eventually had admission into Imo State University, he celebrated like someone who has won a visa that will take him abroad. I used pencil to write his name among the names of prospects candidates who will help me out during the time of need in the future, I'd not struggle to remove his name from that list. The term ended I returned home with 44th position, my dad remind me of not going to train anybody when he retired from the service. My dad who managed to build four bedroom flats in our compound, the difference between Private school students and Public school students the first one is fried brain speaking sound English whereas the other is loaded brain speaking pidgin and their own native languages. I had a crush on Becky who attended Private School and intended to woo her, I didn't have a chance to do so until one certain Friday. They normally close same time with us on Friday, her school bus has already took her home before I could trek down home. With my dirty uniform I greeted beautiful and sexy Becky whose mother sent her on an errand. "Go and brush your teeth before you talk to me" she vented her anger on me and hissed, I didn't move for an hour and I became determined to be able to speak good English. The year is almost coming to an end and soon it will be Christmas, and I saw my results and the position. I remember when my dad warned me against failing, if I do fail that I should delete Christmas clothes from my heart. "You nodey come house?" I look at the foolish boy and shake my head and wish I could tear him a clean slap, I wonder why my parents are curse to me. John will go home and eat but my dad will use two hours to inspect my results, I did some abracandabra and left for home. My sisters were with their friends so they avoided the disgrace of telling their friend that their younger one is olondo. So they didn't ask me about my position, but Cent gave me a look that I've done it again, I ignored it and went inside. "Third position!" My dad shouted loudly like uneducated man, everything in the house suspended including me. "How manage?" My dad inquire eyeing me suspiciously, I didn't say anything. He took his phone and dialed a number, "hello, head mistress" he said into the line. Water pass Garri. . TBC..

Bad girl

Nice start

kolo kolo

What will you tell your father

You don forge your result, kolo guy

But must he forged the result?

Haha Kolo the philosopher.. oya continue am following

hope u didn't forge the result shall

guy na really kolo...I cnt stop laughing

? ? Hahaha ur papa no trust u at all from 44th to 3rd

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 3 You don read episode three still you no gree comment, just wait for me. The origin of philosophy is not ascertain, they claim it started in Africa while some say it started in Ancient Europe. It started with a naked man called Thales with pot-belle and bald head, flat nose. running upadan in river bank of Miletus, he claimed the world originate from water. Em copy Egyptians river Nile theory. You must not be a success miser before you make it in Nigeria, that is why we have the word fortunate. Bukky, a fat and tall girl in JSS3 do sell pepper soup of all sorts of meat back then in my area. mostly goat meat pepper soup which Mr. EJafor always send me to buy for him, I met Bukky and a man coming out from the bar inner sweating profusely. Out of curiosity I ask Bukky what they were doing inside, 'cause Beauty and Brother Okpara have once came out of his room sweating like that, and I peeped to see Brother Okpara working out on aunty Beauty's body. "My small husband, with small pee-pee" Bukky will always say this whenever she saw me and I earned goat meat pepper soup from her, she will suck my pee-pee and say isn't matured enough to enter her. I just removed the number zero from my report card position and I didn't eat meat throughout the Christmas and Bukky isn't around to give me pepper soup that my sister Cent will cut from. My mother took all the money that was given to me by visitors in the name of savings, and Africa mothers don't re-produce money. Sister Cent will date and break-up, most time she will double date and will break up before a Month, and I always get tips from it. Either to call her for her one of her numerous boyfriends or for me to like them, as if I join date them. "Just know who impregnate you" my dad warned Cent, when he caught her hugging J-boy. We automatically change her name at home to J-boy until she red-carded him. The one person that will always return after red card is Caleb, they always end up together after a year of cool off. But I suspected something fishy when they acted like newly wedded couples during their hunt for university admission. The day I had my first and last bush sex was a day, that the school just closed and felt the need to use the toilet. Since the bushes around the school serves as toilet I went into one of the bushy incompleted class room. To find pant on a grass, and a mat also a boy with no short on lying on a girl whose pinafor is raised to her breast region. I threatened to report both of them to the school authority that they are naked in the bush, and they pleaded I shouldn't that I should join them, that it is very sweet. I removed my short and she helped my dick inside her pussy, I was about having my third thrust when I felt sharp pain on my bare buttocks, I didn't get the signal. Until the stroke landed on my head and signed me out of cloud 9 "get up idiot" the wicked teacher's voice repeated in my medulla. Chaii.. wait small . TBC..

Lol,,,, wia u steal am?

which of them?

Cha bad ooo. Am waiting next episod

Lol. Kolomental

Your own don meet u.

Hmm your abracadabra for your result still de baffle me oh

Hmm ur own don red shea u bin wan follow jolly

Next episode....

lol... which Jolly?

lol this guy no well

Lol

hahahaha, seated

Lol... oya continue but make it longer

wait small you say?

Ur own don meet u, na 2 chase u 4 skul remain.

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 4 You are asking Google if what am writing is true, how you expect Google to tell you say naked. Epistemology, differentiate belief, opinion, know. It a branch of philosophy that deals with knowledge, the Sophist are the first to practice it. The Sophist are Igbo men that trek through Sahara desert, swim pass Atlantic ocean to make education not free in Greece. Igbo Kwenu! Nigerians are the most talented Country in the World, we just have to always stop thinking our ideas are elusive and impossible. I didn't know that the punishment will be shared according to class performance, the girl was only ask to call her parents. While I was flogged like sacrificial lamb and to buttress the injury my dad hand me over to them as burnt offering, I couldn't use my buttocks to sit for three days. The empty soup which I'll never get use to returned with full-force when my dad return home with different kinds of sweet fishes and meats. I almost stole from my mom's pot but thank God I just cut small. On my Birthday Victory my older sister gave me condom as a gift, I should use it before getting any girl pregnant when I am not yet a well known vulcanizer. Godforbid! Me that wants to become president of Federal Republic Of Nigeria like my mentor Buhari. Budu the quiet, gentle nerd older brother who is a good boy who stick to his book and room. Behind the nerd there lives a boy who sneak girls into his room and pound them hard when nobody is at home. I was wondering why Bukky asked me if we are travelling today, 'cause I never said so to her. I decided to stay back when Budu refused to travel with my parents, I return home to hear funny sounds from the house. I peep through the widow to see Bukky head pressed to the door, while Budu smash her from behind. I left home to call his friend Brother Timothy who hate evil, and a choir member like my brother, Budu will understand. I'll never like my sister friend Angela, Victory will give her numerous female friends out to boys in the name of runz and be paid. Mostly Angela whom I don't like, she will say it our that she wants to fuck me then my sister will threaten her. Can't she just come to the corner "shebi na you go fuck your brother, haba! Vicky" she will exclaim and continue chewing away her chew gum, I dreamt of the day that I'll feel her bum bum she uses to confuse our area boys. Kelvin too, a friend to my sister who always visit her and will not go home until my sister inform him is late already. He talks really well and he is very funny, everyone in our house switch off any other source of entertainment when entertainment is live in our house. "Bukky, stupid girl. Come and show me the stupid boy that got you pregnant" I Just had sex with her this year, I wanted to run away when I heard Bukky's mother loud voice close to our gate. My dad took his chair outside shifted his glass perfectly, while my mom block all exit. Hope say I never become papa Enjima. . TBC...

sorry for updating it now.. there was no light yesterday.

pardon the short episode.. am just tryna meet up.

Continue... We are following even if we are confused ?

Ride on

No e remain 3month for u to become papa ejima

Softtouch.. I apologise, wanted to edit the episode but Is too late

lol.. na wa oohh..

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 5 I try to keep you guys on suspense but I go confuse ona, am sorry. An unexamined life isn't worth living- Socrates, Man is the measure of all things, things that are they are and that are not they are not - Protagoras. There is this first time we feel bond for the opposite sex, some people call it love but it isn't, for me it is the first time you ate that apple called knowledge in the Bible. Hope say you dey go church oohh.. The best thing in life is to be in the middle of everything. I went to the backyard to see Zed trying to fly the fence, the guilty one. Victory has gotten admission likewise Budu, am the only child at home out of my father's five children. My dad was promoted to Principal and he built a house for tenants. Zed, the first son of Mr. Ken who just park in newly to the yard has a sister called Deborah. I always wanted to see dad's office at his new school, who will not go when it is girls school. But Dad said I shouldn't bother myself hope this man is not bleeping those girls oohh.. Bukky and her mother left for Lagos and never returned, I'll really miss her and the rumour of her having abortion chase them away, Nigerains can never mind their business. Cent returned home and started acting like Instagram models, wetin concern me. We will go to the studio and take hot pics, I began seeing myself as big boy. I surf through Victory's phone and saw all kinds of Alhaji this and Chief that, kwantinue. Okpara returned home on one faithful day, with his loads. He recount his reasons for transferring himself from the General hospital in Imo down to Rivers State. He started acting like brother Paul, na who convert this one again. I decided to inquire about the full gists. He told me that he was once a member of SVG, and he grew to the stage of commander in his 5years medicine course, when the leader of the UNIT died they want him to stay back in the School as a lecturer since he graduated as a first class student. But he refused and went for NYSC camp, he was ask to serve in same University. He became frustrated when the school teaching hospital offered him job, he accepted it and stop going to their meetings and start going to Church. He was in his red car when he received a call, he park by the road side when an exact car drive pass him. Five gun men rained bullets on it and set it ablaze, that is how he escaped death and Imo State. Victory sent me to call Angela since they are all on Holiday, I went to Angela's house to find her alone in the fenced compound. Angela father is the richest man in the area, I wonder what she gain from doing Runz ohh.. She tied only towel round her body when she let me into her room "I like you very much oohh.. do you like me?" She ask me after freeing my 6inches dick. Ofcourse I said I like her, she suck my brain out and replaced it with another brain, maybe this where I start knowing how to read. She get hold of the bed board while I suck her from behind, she taught me how to spank her huge ass which I learnt very fast since isn't maths, she wonder how I was able to bleep her very well the hand work of Bukky. I cum inside her mouth and she dash me 500naira, that I should tell my sister she will be on her way. That is how I became Angela's family friend. My primary 6 took a new turn in my life when I thought I was in love, I began reading, taking my studies serious just to impress Abigail who both of seat together. "10th position!" My father narrowed his eyes on me, wetin em expect when am sitting with brilliant Abigail who took first as a new pupil in the school. If your sister's name is Abigail just tell am say I missed her and want her back... We went to the village for Cent wedding, during Christmas no date, the name of Village with-held, Nigerians are hungry. It was Christmas and they do dance masquerade in such period, I didn't know what Okpara and Beauty are wasting time playing rough play. After the wedding I went to see masquerades, after the masquerade were done dancing, girls and boys came out to the playground to dance to the drums when the time is 9pm. I dance with any girl with good ass, willingly or unwillingly. I was tired and wanted to go get drink when I saw a girl pointing at me with two furious brothers holding bottle, she no fine sef oohh. Temple run.... . TBC..

Is like trouble is your other name, you just cant stay away from it.

Hmm guy u and yawa na bros

At ur age u don start to rough... Hmm quite funny

Next ooo

Can't you mind your business for once

i like as you dey arrange the story.....

hahahaha, continue ooo

hahahaha this boy we kill me ooo

continue

I hope thy would beat u up

hmmmmmm,,, I don't even get dis sef

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 6 I am on my way to London, I'll buy London bread when I return, you hear. The Western World claim Thales is the first Philosopher or a mathematician who calculate pyramid, the Egyptians have been building pyramid from origin. Who is deceiving who? They also claim that Hesiod and that one explains natural phenomenon with the use of poem about the Ancient Greek gods Poseidon and others effect on nature. And you are there firing and banding ona Village juju when people dey use their own make money. Money is the root of all evil, I stand to correct this saying with my questions, do poor people not do evil, because money cannot defend itself you are there blaming it, did money uses his legs to do evil? Human being and Uncle devil are the root of all evils. Okpa, the VIP of our Village, back then Dey Bam are the one in charge of the Village, and the cult group don't joke with their Black Angels. I didn't wait for them to chase me when I ran into the dark route 'cause there was no light, I enter into a compound and jump through their backyard flowers and head to the other playground at the start of the inside village. Breathing heavily, I fling my T-shirt that was drenched with sweat and prayed. Ike my cousin who stays in the village came to our house and warned me about me being wanted by those yesterday guys. We wake up to see the newly bought tank missing, the good boys raid our house and took it, that was three years ago. And my brother Okpara returned from Imo State and In three days we find the tank place at the exact position. I'd not have been scared if my older brother is not brother Paul now. "No fear, let's go and see masquerade" Budu suggested, normally the masquerade dance is done two days one is the opening ceremony and the other is to end it, none of the bones in my body moved oohh.. I remembered vividly when one short boy jeer me "kolo boy boy" in my area, my older brother Budu encourage me to fight with the small but mighty, didn't know my height is deceiving me that the boy is older than me, after the fight my brother mock me to my dismay. History will never repeat itself oohh... Returning back from the village with all my plans failed, entering into JSS1 at 12years brought me so much joy, I can't wait to be welcome "uncle welcome, welcome.." by those 12pm small boys and girls in my area. Dad didn't allow me to choose the secondary school I wanted to attend, he went ahead to register me in all boys school. So that girls breasts and ass will allow me to focus on my studies. I no blame am sha.. but I did improved in my studies, my sugar mummy Angela bought me new phone, when her sister Agi who returned from England arrived that is when I saw clearly the age gap, am 12years she is 21years, I stopped the relationship 'cause her sister Agi may like me. And the plan of dating her in nearest future will be jeopardise if she find out am bleeping her step-sister. At this time am dating Becky who happened to cheat on me, I saw a "hi" as a dm in my whatsapp app. I inquire who it is "why do you stop coming to my house?" I instantly know it is Agi. I frequent their house when Angela isn't around and that blossom into a relationship. Seeing my profile pictures to be half- oyigbo naija, Becky wanted me back, I refused until. My advicer David said I should tell her if she didn't have sex with me I won't forgive and accept her, she agreed to have sex with me, She agreed. Little did I know that cheating isn't my calling.. I pretended to be sick and didn't go to school that day, she came and I bleep her like a slut with my 6inches dick, she begged and cried but I didn't listen till I cum on her face, after the sex I told her I don't love her and kick her out of my room for cheating on me then. David, took me to a party and we brought girls home, we promised to pay them when we don't have shi shi in our pockets, our plan is after the sex we will promise to get the money from the next room and we will switch rooms, they wake up to see another guy in the room and they'll not get their money and will be kick, perfect plan. I no know say cheating nobe my calling, after the sex with the girl I brought to David's room "my go bring your money" she didn't say anything, I wore my shirt and short walk to the door to open the door. I struggle to open the door but it didn't give way, I turned back to see the girl that I just had sex with has transformed into cat-fish on the bed. "mummy water!" I screamed, I fainted when she transformed into snake, slithering towards me. Am gone! . TBC..

which you didn't get dear?

air your confusion

Hmm shea u wan bleep... Bleep snake it is not bad

Sharp guy nemesis don catch up with you....

Next episode.....

Bye-bye, see you in next life

Yes that match for you

You don cari pesin wey pass u.

lol... my belle

hmmm . . . . . . following

:s

@Softy u still confuse?

@jonzy4u ... nobe small nemesis

@BUKOLAMI ... lol, u funny oohh..

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 7 Story so far, have been a naughty boy and later a trouble to the family until I jam trouble. The pre-socratic philosophers busy themselves looking for the ultimate stuff in which everything came into Being, yet none of them seems to bring up an answer no Philosopher can't dispute. Nigeria can only get better when we practice virgin democracy, and allow the societal structures to function independently without interference, but with our raped democracy make we dey pray for miracle. Chief Mark who lives in our area, is the father of Angela and Agnes(Agi) who happened to be my girlfriend then, Chief Mark on one of his trip, he impregnated oyigbo babe who gave birth to Agnes. My naija America babe. I wake up to still see her in my room, I fainted again again and again till the day became fainting day, "wake up I won't hurt you, 'cause I like you" I nodded fearfully, she left David's room. "Are you sure u are alright? Hahaha" after I told David what I experienced that night he laughed at me, I ignored him and left him laughing his fore fathers. David my good friend is in Sss3, who happened to rent self-contain in my father's yard. Living alone gives David the opportunity to bleep anything wearing skirt, David love all the girls in my area. I went to my father and explained everything that happened to me that night and my fear of the mummy water hurting me, I have seen it in Nigeria movies where they will make young guys their husbands without groom price. He sent me to get a bible and read Titus 3:10 - 11" As for a person who stirs up division, after warning him once and then twice, have nothing more to do with him, knowing that such a person is warped and sinful; he is self-condemned." He only said it is my business and continue calculating how he will build another tenant house. He gave me his ATM card and ask me to withdrawl 20k from his account and surprisingly his pin last digits is 52, which means he is 52years and won't train me in the University, this man harsh ooohh... Only one Automobile Transaction machine is paying out of 6 ATM Machines, thunder fire this bank I cursed. The queue as long as escaping the bank gate, after waiting for 3hours it got to my turn, a man from nowhere wants to withdrawl in my position, I grab him by his shirt. "Come here! " with thick hausa accent, that is when I know am in a soldier net, nobe small frog jump oohh... I later withdrawl and on my way home, I saw the soldierman lying lifeless on the ground. Mummy water at work.. I started misbehaving, insulting JSS 3 students who are the seniors 'cause Mummy water have promise me protection. I was busy watching porn when the teacher in the class ask me what she said last, couldn't answer and she took the locked phone, I no even exit the porn oohh.. Three days I was expecting the phone to appear in my room but for where, that night the mummy water visited me in my room with just her nightie, I later learnt that her name is Lamar or Thomas Lemar.. lol. She removed her nightie the fear in me disappeared to oblivion, I grabbed and squeeze the two round big boobs "oohh.. harder baby" who be your baby? The gods forbid. she suck my dick like sweet, I feel like am in heaven, just allow mummy water suck you one day, I balance her in doggysytle and powered in "oohh.. harder!" When am bleeping her with all my strength, we went three rounds and I wore my boxer and slept off. I wake up to see myself lying alone the bush.. with just boxer. Sex don put me for trouble. . . TBC..

puna

kwantinue

sori mr bleeper

@ryder .. Welcome back ooohh...

Nice one

thanks bro @elvictor

LMAO u never see anything

Abeg still waiting to see what snakie go do you

@Jummybabe .. longtime oohh..

hmmmmmm

You just started, nah wetin you like go kill you

@Ireoluwa this one u hmmm

my post before I go watch how we go take kill Brigton

new update coming... up

@Bukolami I no know say ur pidgin sweet like this oohh..

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 8 I appreciate your comments, you guys are wonderful people, happy Sabbath. Metaphysics is a branch of Philosophy, the name is given by one of those who tried to edit Aristotle's un-named work which means "after the things of nature" META-PHYSIKA. so if you see philosopher u go talk say them no believe in God, anybody wey tell me that kind thing we go fight like say u thief 2 million from me . We normally visit that exact bush to fetch firewoods when I was younger with my older ones, to leave the bush was very easy in the early morning. I pretended to be doing exercise whenever I come across anybody seeing me bare footed and with just boxer, see shame. Some of them even thought am influenced by scientific five minutes madness or I took Tm that early morning. I was busy working on the portion given by the labour prefect, when somebody sent for me that Mistress Beautrice demands my attention in her office. Government Secondary shool always have their labour days to be Tuesday and Thursday, the two last period of those days will be cancelled by labour. Hardly will you see any teacher in the school, and students don't stay behind to wait for closing bell except the busy body ones. I knock and she permit me to enter her small office, she ask me to lock the door. I wonder why am locking the door on seeing my phone on the table I shiver with fear. Our school doesn't tolerate bad junior students 'cause of the problems they will 'cause the school when they get into JSS3, reporting a student who is busy watching porn in the class when teacher is there is like taking a criminal to police station. Beautrice is a young lady who is lucky to be employed immediately after her service, the Rivers Governor then employed over 1million teachers, which Beautrice is one of them after passing the test. "You were watching porn in my class?" I started sweating oboy eehh.. she scold me like a mother while I remain mute about it, she stood and walk to where I was sitting on the chair head bend. Her office has two chairs and a table, some books properly arranged at the corner of the room, with canes and bells and broom. She release my cock and suck on it, she told me she haven't had it for a long time, she suck on my cock while I groan in the pleasure. Her pant down and bent to the table, I raise her pencil skirt to her waist. Flesh soft bare ass to my face, I knelt and suck on her pussy professionally, my 7inches cock struggle to enter and when it does I lost my faculty in her tight, wet, warm, sweet cunt. The voice of people at the window brought us down to Earth, she ask me to go that she will invite me to her house. The next day I wake up in the bush luckily for me I wore short and shirt, the mummy water no come my house, I came late to School and my ass was whip by those joy killers that called themselves seniors. The School that day was really lawless 'cause they are very few teachers in School, I wonder why Beautrice didn't come to teach in her period so I ask John Paul my guy "so you no hear say madam Beautrice don kpaii?". I fumed at the sight of Lamala after she agreed she is the one that killed Beautrice and if I don't want more to die I should stay away from girls, she threaten me with my life if I don't make love to hear. I angrily tore her nightie, squeeze her breast roughly, sucking and placing soft bites on her nipples, I turn her over to doggystyle and place my leg on her head. Without more fore-play I thrust in her pussy, I wanted to teach her a lesson and I pulled my boxer and singlet, I slip my cock into her butthole before she could push me off, I already had her under control. Her butthole tightness made me cum heavily 'cause that was my first anal sex, I bask in the pleasure and slept off naked. I wake up when I feel grass touching my cock, that is when I realize am naked in the bush far away from home. . Lesson has kill me oohh.. ewoh! Mummy water.. . TBC..

Lol

If Sex No Kill You Na Wetin You Gain

Continue enjoying yourself

No be only mummy water Na daddy water. Its mammy water

hahahaha,u never see something sef

Shebi she still dey give u boxer before, now na to waka go ouse naked remain. IDIOT!

This is strange

lol.. thanks @queenprecious1

was unable to edit before my post is tag as Evening post.

Hmm oga Kolo you go soon Thales of miletus with all this philosophy terms

Something must kill a man. In your own case Oga Kolo na fuck go kill u

With all this waking up in the bush you would soon be tagged mad man

Next update

lol....

@jonzy4u ... lol, u harsh ooh.

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 9 If I don't update any day just know that I've gone out to do my school thingy. every source of knowledge is subjected to proper scrutiny even our sense experience, like thunder and ligtening who started the same time, with scientific explanation light travel faster than sound but with our senses we believe lightening occur before thunder. Have you bother to ask questions about those beliefs you think they are self-evident, no. 'Cause when you do the answers will be an eye-opener, and the biggest question is do God exist? Where, how, when? Are you sure? If you call me unbeliever, the thunder wey go strike you dey on slapping tour in Dubai. I navigated my way out of the bush with my knowledge, wondering why she is taking me to places that I have been before, with my Adamic nature I walk through the bush down to the street tarred road that leads to a transformer and 15minutes walk home. I was very young when I trail my older ones without their knowledge, was just finish bathing by my mother, I ran out naked with them to join them in the bush. I lost track of them and wander in the bush crying, I sat down beside a four stand voltage pole (if you sabi the name tell us oohh) crying, a beautiful lady is the one that lead me out of the bush and gave me biscuit which I chewed joyously home, is that this Mammy water or sth else. Minutes into my running home a car sped pass me "new mad man!" The person shouted at me when I almost ran into his car, I shield my face. The yard close to my house their children are outside bathing and I guess is 4pm, how do I make it through these people outside without been spotted by them when there is PHCN. I decided to run pass the yard like that when PHCN took their light, see speed. "See naked person" light rays drop on my body with faminine voice, I ran faster to our fence and duck, someone just spotted me with torch. The flat that my dad built contains our house which look likes boys quater (stingy! Man) and 6 flats, 3 to 3 in face to face manner, and entrance by the centre from gate down to our own boys quater (stingy man), two self-contains that is the first flats from the gate, one of them is David's own. "Hahaha.. Kolo the naked boy" David roared in laughter after he took me in, that morning I didn't bother to go to school, I narrated the two death of the soldier man and my teacher, and the recent wake ups in the bushes. "We should meet one strong jujuman na" he suggested to his mad generations, I didn't even bother arguing I dab his shirt and short to our house "guy you dey go?" "No! na devil use em hand fry your sense". The next morning rumour that Adam has returned back to Earth circulate the area, some people even plan to stay outside to watch out for Adam to avenge their life misery, the chop the suffer apple thing. I decided to see my pastor, on Wednessday is always prayer days in all Adventist Churches, the Church have really experienced APC, money good oohh... "Victor, is that you?" . I kneel down beg you, devil take away girls from my life. . TBC..

continue

Don't even know what to say anymore

Pray God should take away girls from you

Hmm Kolo you wan go report your wife give pastor eh no make sense

Hmm you get luck say you never wakeup again for bush cause your neighbours for punish you how them for punish the main Adam because of nowadays suffering wey dem claim say na im cause

Next update....

Mow you want devil to take away girls from my life Rubbish

Now you want devil to take away girls from your life Rubbish

Na divine help truly deserve o.

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 10 Your comments are very funny, you guys made me laugh and thank you. The periods in Philosophy are not demarcated by time but various philosophical ideas, Philosophy started around 6th Century in Western Ionian. You should be very careful on battles we want to fight in our prayers, we are Christians and we have to follow Christ example, don't be deceived read the bible and see how Jesus ask us to pray. Annabel is our church girl that always hijack me from home to the house of God in any slightest programme, I dare not refuse her or I'll not see meat or fish in my plate till I join her to church. I was in the field one of those days, when my co-players argue about which day we are in, immediately I heard Wednesday I left the pitch for home. On reaching home, I heard moans coming out of Budu's room, I walk stealthily and open the door to see Annabel riding Kelvin like a horse, she will uplift only her ass and slam it back to Kelvin's shiny dick, the sight was so erotic. I went to the sitting room and waited for them to be done, from that day I warned her not to be dragging me to the Church anymore, the thing pain me oohh.. I was thinking she is Sister Mary 'cause of her long skirts and oversize blouse, she fucks like a pornstar. My parents were surprised to see me in the Church, but they gave me the look that mammy water has pursue me to the church. I warned Annabel about coming to my house again. I narrated everything to the pastor leaving the one I returned home naked untold, we prayed and he asked me to be coming to the church "You have to fast for four days, and read these bible texts on the last day 1Timothy 5 : 18, Mathew 22: 21" I complained I can't fast for that long without eating, he said I should make it 6am to 6pm, oboy na die oohh.. On the first day my mother was cooking a delicious meal so I couldn't concentrate in the prayer, I went to David's room to pray. David ask to join me to pray. "Every spirits of mammy water I command fall down and die, are you in the river die, in the air die!, every mermaid power loose, loose" didn't know David is a prayer warrior, I open my eyes small to scan the room if Lama isn't with us, David is drenched in sweat praying hard. The next morning I heard a knock on the gate, I couldn't sleep 'cause of bad dreams. Around 4am, I ask who it is "guy open this gate na" I saw David with his bed, God doesn't answer a prayer of a sinner "guy you go picnic for mid-night? haha". He changed all his key locks since his keys is inside the flat. On the second day I went to David's house to pray and he joined me, he repeated the same action and he was beaten by unseen force that night, the third day David refused to let me into his house after returning from the hospital with bandage saying I want to send him to early grave. I went to my room to pray when a knock distracted me, on opening the door lo and behold is my girlfriend Agi who haven't been to my room before standing beautiful at my doorpost. my phone has been switched off for days to avoid her, here she is. She try initiating kiss that will definitely lead to sex but I refused with the excuse that I've not brush my mouth, I took her to the verandah and made her promise that she will never hurt me whoever she is. I escorted her out of our compound, I suspected isn't Agi 'cause her behaviour is odd. Agi will never come to visit except I beg her to and whenever she is angry she won't talk to me, mammy water you have failed. "We have new corpers in the school, come to the podium" "Angela" my eyes widen. . I don die . TBC..

Uhmmmn

which is uhmmm?

lol...

hahaha too funny.. so hw u want take get rid of the mammy water

David don leave u to carry ur cross... next bro

You de sure say you never plant pikin for her body maybe na why nothing fit do am....

as in! this ur problem no dey specific oh! maybe na wetin u go battle till Jesus Christ comes back

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 11 Most of the episodes has errors, please just pardon me, sometimes I post without going through it out of stress. During the Medieval period the Christian authority surpassed logic, were they taught that "we belief in order to understand" this period there is no philosophical progress. FG and ASUU should realize we are tired of staying at home, lets pray I no want stay 5 years for school oohh.. Angela studied Petroleum Engineering in College, her dad could make a phone call and she will be serving in one of those oil company. Am wondering what she is doing in my school. The closing bell rang, I carried my school bag and left my class room. A hand drag me into the store room, her lips clash with mine and we suck from each other mouth hungrily "I need you inside me" she tried unzipping my short, I grabbed her hand. "Angela, please you'll die if you don't stop" see the way she calm down even konji run commot for her body, the fear of death is the beginning of wisdom for Nigeria oohh... we went into the staff room were I told her everything leaving some unnecessary side, she was even afraid to walk with me home. After reading the scriptures given to me by my pastor, I realised my solution is to pay-off my debt. Me and David just walk into the club house and took our seats. I met the mammy water dancing on the dance floor, I asked for a dance and she obliged. I was feeling her goodies when David tap me on my shoulder. I whisper into her ears and we left the dance floor, we agreed five thousand naira for the night. I knelt and prayed, after the prayer I went into my closet and counted out five thousand naira and added extra thousand. A knock startled me, I got hold of the olive oil in my closet and with my bible. I went for the door on opening it I saw Agi standing at my door post. I walk backward praying fervently she was surprised, but I no send "take your money and leave me alone" when she realized her game is up, she transformed into Lama. "No, you are mine" she shouted at me, "I belong to Jesus, Him alone" I shouted at her back. "Infact get out of my house!" I charged towards her, she transformed into a snake to scare me. I carried the money and baptize the python with olive oil and pick it up, throw their two out of the room. I knelt and praised my God, I rush to see my pastor and told him everything. "Did you see the money and the snake outside?" I shake my head sideways, he said am free in Jesus Name. Agi refused picking my calls, I'd have visited her but the wedding of Beauty and Okpara didn't let me to, we went to the Village to prepare for Okpara's traditional wedding with Beauty. I saw a very beautiful girl in the village and I wooed her, she agreed to date me. That one will be my village dick servicer, we were strolling round the village one day, my plan was to take her to my room when my parents leave to visit my uncle and bleep her. We walk pass were group of boys are smoking and drinking with all kind of guns, they all look like killers to me "Victor that is my brother". . No, no, not again ... aaahhh! . TBC..

Na u dey carry urself enter wahala

Haaa haaaaaa

the way dem go just beat u eh?

continue

You just like to dey jump from one problem to another

Better run for your life

Shea i don tell u say na konji go kill you

Oga Kolo time to run in a way that your leg would touch the back of your head

Hmm you are lucky to be free from the mermaid just hope or should i say pray that she does not come back....

Continue.......

lol.. come back to where?

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 12 To those celebrating their birthday today we wish you a happy day, flex am wella 'cause is once in a year. Logic is the branch of Philosophy that make use of reason, reason take it full force during the Modern Period of History of Philosophy. No one can have it all but don't deny yourself of what will make you happy, life doesn't give many chances. Wind, as he is popularly known is the head of our clan Island cultist group who has a camp and base in our village. Rumours has it that gun can't penetrate his body and whenever his foot touches water he disappears, he is a wanted man by the police and they know where he is but won't come and take him. Mabel wanted us to meet them, I didn't know how I got home but I knew I ran for my dear life, I no wan identify with Devil'right hand man. I regretted why I went after Mabel buttocks after a serious warning from my cousin, the sex appealing aura she carries is too much. I blame konji.. I wake up in three days later to see Mabel as my mother's favorite errand village girl, I don die.. my mother could not make six statements without the name Mabel not appearing from somewhere, she walks around the house freely. She gained the trust of my family and used it to straff me of money, "Wind, isn't my brother but my boyfriend. Will you give me the money or not?" That is how the babe made me her ATM machine that she will withdrawl anytime she wish oohh.. Any money given to me in her presence will be shared 50/50, I went after a girl called Happiness. She is tall with moderate breast and moderate ass that she shake it really good whenever she walk pass a handsome guy like me, we started talking in two seconds she agreed that she will come with me to my room when I promised her 2k and a new android phone. Mabel appeared from nowhere and ordered me to follow her and sent the girl off, when she left me alone I went to call Happiness but she refused telling me that Mabel has threatened her with her life. Chisos! Devil is a liar, that is how Mabel frustrated me in the Village. I have no other choice than to request my exit from the village with the lie that I want to visit Barrister Cent my sister, after my parents granted my runaway request that night. The next morning I heard Mabel's voice in our compound surely my mom must tell her about it, so I didn't allow her to see my mom. I locked my room's door, behind the door is only me and Mabel. she resisted my advances at first when I showed her my fully erect 8inches cock she became confused, she went on her kneels and suck my cock. You can't chop my money for free. I volumed the music am playing, I pounded her like a slut, smashing her big ass very well with spanks. She screamed but I didn't give her any space to catch her breath, I exhausted all her strength before I stopped "you fuck like a pornstar, chaii... see what am missing" she confessed and slept off, I took what I needed and travelled leaving her in the room. Hoping that I'll spend some quality time with Agi my girlfriend, I visited her one of those days to find her with another boy. One devilish mind said I should revenge by dating her sister Angela, Budu has been making move for Angela for future reasons which I know is connection since Angela's dad is influential in the company he works in. I returned home to see my parents back, I was unable to contain my excitement 'cause whenever we visit the Village they literally send us off with lots of local food like potatoes, ripe plantain, banana etc. The excitement vanished when I saw Mabel, is she pregnant or or.. . Ewooohhh... village people. . TBC..

You go marry by fire by force

will u keep quiet!!! was it the village people that did the work for you?

KOLO'S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 13 Sorry for the slow updates, I'll try as much I can to make the story better. Man is a decisive factor on Earth accordance to Protogoras, most Countries like Nigeria disregard Philosophy as a means to National Development. The only changes that can happen around you, is from you. People imitate new things that work for others. Mabel is a tall fair skinned girl of fourteen years, she has a figure 8 shape and a wonderful ass that can send you to cloud 9 whenever she shakes her buttocks while dancing. I strategize my plan to send her back to the Village with my cousin in the Village, Ukamael is a son to one of my relatives that is very close to my mother. He is in SSS2 then and would always brag about him being a Senior in next year, my mother trust him more than me since am always a suspect. I told my mother about Mabel being a girlfriend to one of the most wanted cultist and killer in the LGA, I even exaggerated the whole thing by calling my cousin who loaded the last bullets "aunty, Mabel stole his money and ran away, he is looking for her everywhere in - community. " my cousin finished it, I was expecting a pregnancy that brought her here but alas isn't. "Ma, please... he isn't my boyfriend but a helper.." Mabel went on her kneels begging and crying, telling my mother her life story, he is the only one taking good care of her after the death of her parents, he trained her in school when none of her relatives helped her out, she even called Wind who denied being her boyfriend. It was so touchy that I almost cried, no choice but to allow her stay with us. She begged me to forgive her about what she did to me, I accepted and we became 5 and 6. My parents registered her in JSS 3 since she hasn't written her junior WAEC, I admit she is very brilliant and tough. My days in SSS1 was very stressful, my daily prayer is for strength to receive those incessant flogging, I greeted and got tired of greeting. All sorts of nickname that only someone that is high can pronounce and we will be penalise by the seniors if we didn't pronounce it correctly, the list of noisemakers which I will always see my name by magic in it. And the labour is like we are cutting hectares of land, nobody tell me to bribe the labour prefect. I frequent underneath my locker everyday, and the teachers are very strict and demanding with the help of Mabel I did well in my studies. And the one that has no joy in it is the SSS1 Nation wide school anthem " I am a toad oohh.. I am a toad oohh" we roared on the second command of a short and brutal looking Senior. The most annoying one is the one they nicknamed circumcision into Senior Secondary School, one of the Senior who blamed us for his inability of him being a prefect back then will drill us with school matchet, we'd returned home with toasted back. Our maths teacher bachelor Akpan, who is very wicked among the wickedest teachers. I forgot about his assignment and he caught me gallivanting the street he stays in with Mabel. Mabel promised to woo Lyka on my behalf if I escort her to get a note from her, she actually talked to her beautiful friend who accepted to be my babe. The goodnews made me forgot about the maths assignment, actually if there is a chance to vote Maths out of Planet Earth I'd have. "You, get up . . . have you done my assignment? " Mr. Akpan demanded impatiently with his froggy's voice, the question is written boldly on the chalkboard, the Maths no be here oohh. . But sir why me? . TBC..

next

ride on

lol why you wan vote math out no be everybody for agree oh. People de wey like am na why dem de study am reach master's level

u and maths teacher don enter am

u don die tiday

pipo wey like maths dey o

If not you who he go be

Carry go

because u dey toast him babe lol funny episode.

next please

u don't want to wooa them again?

hmmm u want enter another beating abi

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 14 Am on my kneels pleading for forgiveness for not updating this story for so long, no excuse can cover me like the blood of Jesus not to be beaten by you guys. Guess! ASUU have just cool-off the strike. The quest for existence of God have made theologians sally-forth theories that philosophers still question and tag unacceptable to them, a religious-minded philosopher will say God isn't constraint in a space or time. Everyone in your life has a purpose is left for you to make their purpose significant or insignificant by the matter of choice. "there is no greater joy than having trained up all your children to the standard of graduate" papa newly find wise saying, since I started taken my studies serious papa motivational speech changed. He'd have won the best father of the year shall if he isn't stingy, his hands is so tight that only bouncers and macho blood groups can see his palm. My mathematics teacher Akpan broke guniness record to become the first married bachelor, left his family in Calabar and run down to Rivers State in search of young punani (greener pasture). Charged and acquainted for abortion in the court of rumour. "Why are you watching the black board like 600inches LG TV? My fiend! The mathematical problem on the board is not zeeworld" he barked with frustration sigh, the class roared with laughter. Public school children and their mumulity. "Am having headache and at the peak of saturation also having temporary memory lose for solving mathematical problems" I defended defiantly, my class was making me feel like am on top of the world with their hailing that landed me on the school field cutting V-cut till 2pm. I fully discovered that cheating isn't my calling when I received a letter from my girlfriend through Mabel, Lyka my girlfriend doesn't have a phone 'cause her dad is very strict and she is a classmate to Mabel. "Honey, the remour am hearing about you being good on bed in my school. Hope isn't true my love, I want us to see I have missed you" I smiled and folded the paper then mutter sweet 14. Before then Mabel was a supplier that deliver her school mates to me for proper servicing, on her own will she' d woo a girl on my behalf and I'll do the bleeping. I was living like starboy but my own is Koloboy since am blessing pussies, the one that shocked me is when she offered a girl that lives in our yard as my birthday gift, story for another day. I took ill but didn't know the source it was so bad that I have to see a doctor, I swore never to step foot into a Government owned General Hospital after that day. After waiting so long to see the doctor he wrote jagon and asked me to go to the lab for test, I didn't know what test I was about to do till I ended up in HIV section. With grudge I donated my blood and anticipated for the test result, I started counting how many girls could be with HIV that I have slept with without condom and vow never to sin no more after declared not wanted. 16years ------ 23years fuckboy 23years ------- 30years playboy 30years ------ 39years adultery. 40years ------ till death, I'll remain faithful. Please help me Lord.... "How many girlfriends do you have?" The nurse demonic voice startled me 'cause she looks like messenger of death, "eehnn.. am living single" I stressed the *living* cause I don't want to die young. "You are HIV negative" I fainted. TBC... Happy new Month Coolvalers.

hahaha why you stress the living ??

i just dey gbadun this guy story, ride on bro

You get luck say you no carry

Hmm this girl wey de give you cherry for free make you chop hope say when yawa(belle) show say you no go involve am....

Continue....

Keep the story going,,.,,

Same Mr. Poster but we are in the 8th day now

Haha go and sin no more, though it’s not like you will listen anyway

it is quite amuzing, cos u didn't see dat comin.... Lolz

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 15 About the story, a re-counts of prominent events that shapes Kolo's philosophy and morals, perception of life. The breath of every philosopher is philosophising, when he doesn't philosophise he is regarded as a learned fool. Socrates- I reather die than stop philosophising. We shouldn't practice what we do not believe in, you never can tell what contribution it is doing in your life without your knowledge. "Is very easy to see a ghost my child, just wake up every morning and do the ghost ritual. Make sure you didn't see anybody before doing it" that is many moments with my late grandmother, she can be fetish mind you she doesn't have a shrine. I went ahead and wash my face with soaked cassava water for a year and didn't see any ghost. Then and there I declared her brain needed life support. Bambam, is a beautiful tenant that recently moved in to our yard with her overprotective parents, they will greet I and David on behalf of their daughter. They won't even allow us to strike casual conversation with her, I was thinking she is a virgin. I was busy with my assignments when Bambam sneak into my room, I knew she is my birthday gift courtesy to Mabel. I was about offing her T-shirt "are you a virgin? Cause I don't do virgins" her lips curve into a smile "why don't you confirm." She chirp in smiling. I only had 20minutes with her, I engaged her boobs, sucking and dropping soft kisses and bites on her nipples "oohhh.!!" . She removed her bumshorts for me to have free access to her pussy, I dug in a finger to find her pussy wide. So aunty they are digging it in the school toilets, I stopped the fore-play when I discovered 15minutes is gone, time is an enemy oohh. I wore my condom and thrust in "oohh.!" her eyes widen and she moan in pleasure when she felt the length of my dragon in depth of her punani. My brother Budu bought my dad a car, sha.. sha.. and my dad called the car Chinedu because of excess pushing. My dad's car horn blared at the gate and Mabel knock on my door when I haven't even cum, we hurried and she left my room before my parents could enter my room to present their gifts. I saw myself on the road to eternity and two angels on the gate of hell and heaven. When one of the angels ordered me to go to hell, I regained consciousness immediately. I saw two nurse hovering over me. "Hiv take your results" I took the results and scanned it to find out that I don't have HIV, I didn't even know where the sickness fly go wey carry me come hospital. I heard footsteps behind me and I look back to find nobody. A female ghost keep appearing to me saying she need help, but I didn't buldge. Even when am bathing she appear and see my dragon, it was so frustrating that I gave up and accepted. "Who I dey find?" I told him that am looking for the man's daughter Jenny who is the supposed ghost, he let me in sharply not knowing am going to meet my doom. Heading to the beautiful mansion, two police bull dogs appeared from the porch, I look back and saw the gateman locking his security post. Level don change.... . . . TBC...

hahahaha u sef

Kolo again . . .

True true your name fit you cause you don Kolo....

You de go hospital every time you bleep finish..... Shea you bin already go hospital

Following.....

u never learn lesson from all that is happening to u abi?

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 16 Am sorry about the delay, PHCN at it again. Philosophers has different ideas to what reality is, Pluto will tell you all what you see is replica of what is in the world of form or ideas. Nigerians youths would have done better if they are really appreciated, appreciation is a strong source of motivation. I never wish to help the ghost but the threat it pose to my relationship is obvious, I have to get hold of myself and hold a conversation with the female ghost. "Please help me, am dying in the hospital and my parents are not aware. The hospital refused treating me if the poor good samaritan couldn't pay for the bills, please help me am dying" she said breathlessly, but aunty em no concern me naa. Ghost fear death too, hmm. Officially my yard playboy is now single and his name is David, I was lazing on my bed when I heard aggressive shouts from outside early on school day morning "husband snatcher, ashawo" me that love watching people fight. I rush outside to see David as the husband that will be snatch, I laughed small sha.. others were watching from their flats windows, I bone them and stood three feet away to catch full coverage. Two beautiful daughters of Eve fighting over David, and the fair one ripped off the one that is chocolate in complexion dress at her breast region. I was licking my lips watching the round breast when a shoe fly pass my head, nobody told me to leave "Victor, come help me separate them" David begged impatiently, who be the them? I jejely bounce. On sighting the two dogs I took to my heels, I tried unlocking the gate but is locked. I climbed the gate insanely even when it is slippery, they keep jumping to drag me down but I hold the gate bars dearly for my life, one of them caught my trouser on the ass area and tore it. Thank God I wore boxer. "Leave him J J" an angelic voice scared the two dogs away, she looks like an angel 'cause she saved my life. I climbed down from the gate breathing and sweating heavily like someone who has been running the whole day, my swags done scatter sef... I wanted to quit but wasn't ready to fail the mission, I went in with the maid that chase the dogs away. I told the family about their daughter whereabouts which consist of three father, mother and a daughter that looks like the ghost. I didn't say a ghost told me all that to be reasonable. Two soldiers appeared from nowhere "lock this youngman that tried to elope with my daughter" he pointed to me "yes, General" they both saluted. My ears grew more than it normal size. Chelsea fans how market? . . TBC..

Haha Kolo my sincere consolation goes to all Chelsea fans all over the world…

Ogar this Epsiode short na… So na General daughter self? Continue please

that's why some people refuse to help ,lock u did he know u b4?

no vex oohh...

I was been disturbed while typing this episode couldn't finish it.... I'll make it up with the new episode.

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 17 As I earlier apologised, am sorry about the short episode and promised to make it longer. The theory of Change and permanence came into play in philosophy, when reality was sort to be identified as many or one. Don't react to one side of a story. You never can tell who is lying. I was bundled by the two soldiers into a darkroom and they disappeared, I felt stupid for the first time for not asking necessary questions. I was angry at myself and everything in the room which is a chair and a bulb, rope. I broke the chair first the one I suspected I'll be tied to, I pick up the ropes and throw it through the unlock window. I aim the remaining objects of the chair at the bulb and shattered it. I wasn't thinking straight, I later realised that I broke properties of a soldier man and frozed. The wise ghost appeared staring at me with pitiful eyes, she used my head like checkers. "You have to tell me everything, where your boyfriend's stays, his names, everything" I demanded fearlessly, I can't believe I'd be crucified like Jesus for a pussy that I haven't seen her pant. She hesitated before speaking up "my boyfriend's name is Tony, I love him so much but he broke my heart by cheating on me by one cheap streeet girl. I visited no. 24 Umushi street ..... blah blah" I didn't bother to listen to the other nonsense, am very egoistic. Me first before others, love your neighbours as you love yourself. How will I love my neighbour when I never love myself. The door burst open and the old man landed a slap that made me deaf and dumb for over 10minutes on my face, "after am through with you today, in the name of my daughter you will runaway" he threatened with venom, "sir, sir, am not Tony. Am innocent, the Tony she is dating lives at 24 Umushi street" I poured out fearfully, that name Tony ring a bell in the man's mind. I was left alone after some delibration. The stupid Tony was drag in and I was free, I didn't listen to any plea from the man as I made myself out of the mansion rejecting offers of food and ride, treatment. I declared association with ghosts null and void, I ran to my pastor to pray for me and he did sha... I waited patiently for my father to visit bathroom, he did and I sneak into his room and took his Chinedu's key. I ignite the car and zoom off ignoring my dad's command to halt the car, I felt like I have arrived when I was on the wheels. I saw my ex Becky and her stupid boyfriend gallivanting the streets hand in hand walking on my street, trust me I knock their swag out with nice bathing from a pot-hole. It feels good to watch enemies suffer sha... I saw my baby Lyka waiting impatiently under a school mango tree, she wasn't expecting me to come with a car. She wanted to escape thinking it was a kidnapper, I wave her over to celebrate my new car, what belongs to my father belongs to me also na. She was all over me with her naive hands making momentarily untamed move that arouse me "what is that? " she pointed at my groin, I scratch my head this my dick will put for trouble "near not it my dragon" I boasted amusely she giggled. Beforenow, David have been taken me outings to enjoy. I really chewed those free chicken and ate to my satisfaction against David's pocket, that is my bribe for him to get on my good books but he is in for a long thing. He wants to top the list of contenders that will get in between Mabel's legs, I experienced certain unusual kindness from my area boys. Make I never talk first, they shall wait and get tired of waiting. When is getting dark my baby complained that she wants to go home, I was secretly happy but was forming anger outwardly. She was begging me to let her go before I heard "ehem, what was Amaka, Ada, Isabel doing in your house?" Gbam! Gbam! Her face stoned and her arms akimbo, I for allow this girl jejely go oohh... I started sweating. . . TBC...

you don enter am

this trouble you enter no be today matter o

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 18 Not feeling too well. I got home that day to be welcomed by spectators, I park my dad car in a nice space. I dropped his car key were he normally kept it, I went into my room to find it tempered with. I searched for my ATM card firstly but didn't find it, my head disconnected immediately. I ask Mabel and she denied coming into my room, I went to the backyard to see my dad reading from newspaper. "What do you want young man?" He demanded sharply "my A. . T..M is missing" I stuttered, "what!" With shock expression, that is how I ended up going back and forth to search it properly by my dad suggestion. "Not only that ooh.... Hemm! Oluchi that slut even brag about matching your bed prowess in school" my eyes widen in shock, no word of mine will rectify my sins. I used my head and apply actions speak louder than words, I fumed and walk away, she ran after me and grab my arm "where do you think you are going?" She eyed me suspiciously as I allowed tears flow freely from my eyes which made her surprised. "I never knew you don't trust me a bit, why will I need those girls from your school when I have the most beautiful girl in your school" I sniffle when I saw her blush and her eyes sparkled, I hold her hands "you are my missing rib the one I can't hurt or disappoint, those rumors are spread by jealous fans. You can confirm from your friend Mabel" I poured out my emotion allowing more tears to fall, she couldn't help it and joined me in shedding tears. I whispered I love you and she did the same, beautiful girls are really complicated you don't exactly know what they want break up or make up. Cheating isn't my calling but bleeping is. I stare at the 200hundred naira on my study desk and it stared back at me, I wish I can multiply the money with my eyes. I wish my father could just give me my ATM card, I wished many things for this Val that will enable me make my baby day. I took my phone and surf predictions sites to pick nice predictions that will amount 40odds, I walk to bet shop and staked the game. All the games have already clicked green only the last one that is home to win that am waiting for full time, they were winning 3-1at 60minutes. I kept the slip save and calculate what am going to use the money for, I returned back to livescore to see the same team playing 3-3. Devil is a liar. I was busy calculating where to get money to buy my baby sth nice, maybe I should hide ooh or escape far away, or kidnap myself these were my thoughts when my phone rang. "Hello!" I said with a harsh voice to the receiver "am coming to your house, my love" and the receiver hanged up on me. That is Lyka's voice and I think she is closer to my home, I started seeing my phone ?as my enemy. Who bought her phone? Should I escape through the window? What if I stayed and she demand for a gift, what will I give to her. Many jamb questions. Tbc..

Hahaha for ur mind u go come reason say if to say u know u 4 no forecast that last game

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ Episode 19 Have not been well for days hope you guys will understand. Many philosphers will argue that language is the blockade to understanding. Lyka came into my room with a baggy, I was happy I mean that half happy of body contact. She gave me a watch and jamb calculator, "my love what do you have for me?" Her hands were doing girls temptation magic, thank God am broke I'd have given her my life savings. "Baby, nothing oohh.. except you want to have me as your valentine gift" I really took it as a joke but Lyka got serious with it, she really demanded it. Our lips clicked and our tongues danced together, my hands went erratically on her body and I find her zipper and pulled it down. Her naive hands stumble on my buttons. We were naked and I was ready to plug into her honey-pot suddenly her palms covering her face covered her hole, I was frustrated and started sweating. She look deep into my eyes with so much emotion "promise me you will never leave me" see wahala oohh... I can even promise my mother's life, lol. I nodded, and I went ahead to disvirgin my love Lyka. My secondary school life wasn't too interesting, I refused taking any prefectship position to dedicate my life to my education. "Dad, the jamb form is 10thousand naira" I exaggerated the price tag, my dad's eyeglass left his eyes immediately. "In our days is 50kobo" he said with a raised voice, "but papa you didn't write jamb naa" I defended sharply, he cleared his throat and fixed eyeglass back "and so you can't price them". But I still managed to straff two thousand naira from my dad, my daily routine from school to cbt test centre and then evening lesson classes. It was exhausting and interesting, I finally brought my jamb form to my dad for us to decide which course I'll do in the university, after front and back we decided on English. The jamb exam came and gone, the tension was great after writing the jamb. A week after the exam I saw my result I scored 230 nobody in our area hear something. I took more interest in my studies for my WAEC, I was happy and sad. Happy 'cause I made my 8 papers and had a pass for literature the sad part. I pick post utme form and wrote it, I didn't do much 'cause there are too many mathematical problems than necessary, I hoped for better. I went frenzy when I find my name on the admission list, I made sure Lyka didn't choose same university with me. A new adventure awaits in the higher institution, am not lucky as a cheater but I am born bleeper. TBC..

congratulations for gotten admission into University

Congrats on your admissions o

KOLO’S PHILOSOPHY 18+ FINALE EPISODE my neighbour has been complaining since yesterday that his son is behaving like a monkey while he is the one who bought him monkey as a pet, show me your friend and I'll tell you who you are. Make I no talk first I was given plenty of bills for school, that made me wonder if I'd be employed immediately after graduation. I pleaded with my dad to take me to school with his car to pay acceptance fee, the man refused, he doesn't want to add to my swag in school. The freshers group I joined in facebook was helpful in guidelines on how to go about payments and making new friends (coursemates). I took a bus heading to Choba, at first I wanted to be King Solomon but the conductor prevented it since am dropping before the bus' s destination. I look back and saw the two Eve daughters giggling, they look like dolls. As fate could have it, I paid my acceptance fee after going through bank stress and Nigeria law of forming queue were isn't needed. Coming out of campus a man approached me if I could give him location of a street which I know not, before I could move someone met me again "help him, he is not a Nigerian. He is a businedsman that always comes here to sell his goods before agbero boys will get him" his breath of dry gin and smelt of bitter cola. The passion to be a good citizen, I decided to show kindness and followed the stranger. He kept on asking me where am from which I recklessly divulge my identity, he told me he brought many systems that he wants to sell if I helped him, he will connect me to the world. Stupidity is one thing that can kill a man if he is ignorant of the facts, he asked both of us to swear not to leak his country ID I was reluctant to do such 'cause is against my tenets. Perhaps of many deceptive stories that foreigners helped Nigerians who in turn made them wealthy, I leap in joy not knowing it was in the 70s. Plenty promises and we were ask to break the curses he placed on us, the black man that approached me the other time before showing us the goods, I was convinced that the man is legit 'cause he talks and acts like semi-christain. The black man went first dropping all his belongings with me, he counted several poles as instructed and returned as instructed by the strange foreigner. "Ask him what happened" the foreigner suggested and I foolishly did, the devil agent told me how smoke left his mouth and many things, I became scared. I was told not to look back or I'll be paralysed, neither talk or reply anybody I should just count the poles till the exact number then return to the spot. I drop off my little properties that are my transport back home, phone and bank receipts and moved, follishness sha.. I counted the poles and did everything returning back the sun came out and my brain click! That I have been 419zed (duped!) Stranded in the big City of Port Harcourt titled mind your business, I suffered that day and learnt the philosophy of the city never trust strangers. Luckily for me sister Vicky find me after communicating with her, I stayed with her till payments of school fees and accommodation fees is done. My dad insist I stayed in the hostel so I'd not be lazy with my studies, I returned home afterward for proper sent forth to school. Lyka was all girlie and actions on bed, to make a claim of her man, I no be small landed property. My family were all there the day I travelled presenting me with many school goodies, I felt special when everyone of them fatten my pocket except my father who is calculating how much money is in my account, I rejected going with dad with his Chinedu to school and wanted to go with Okpaman 'cause his car is the latest. What I came with to school was too much, I realized when I was charged to park them inside. A wheelbarrow pusher wheeled them into the hostel that isn't in main campus, the wing my space was allocated I notice the walls bears "crocodile unit" writtings. I open the room and find two figures smoking in the dim-light. One them stood and walk lazily towards the door I stood transfixed "I am weed, what's your name?" He puff more smokes from his cigarette into the air. WATCH OUT FOR PART TWO A/N I really apologise for the delay and failure of the story to meet expectations, even me too this isn't what I wanted but circumstances beyond my control wield in fate. It will take time before I start posting stories, love you all.

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please include in updates

i hope those guys we not be headache to u?waiting for part two

Haha, The guy name na weed, hehe dem go help you finish ur provision

is like them go help you make ur package runz with girls go smooth... waiting for part two

weed???

Congratulations with all your achievements at that age of urs