1. A rich fat hausa man is called Alhaji but a poor slim hausa man is always referred to Aboki hmmm thats the begining of Corruption in nigeria
2. Herds men killed hundreds of people in benue Our president did not show up
but ordinary 40cows that was killed at nassarawa the president went there to compensate and mourn with them i don't just like to shout sha
3. Any one praying for my country's president to die its his own country president that will die what nonsense
4. Some people will travel to britain
Thier intonation and english will change but their pocket or bank account (Money) will still remain d same sister are u doing me
5. After graduating from the university of lag he used 5yrs of searching for job without avail he now join one music industry and start making money
now u are expecting him to enrol his children to school bros are u okay
6. I went to the filing station to buy petrol
They asked for Keg money 100naira i paid and am still for the new keg they will give me i don't know why they are looking at me with bad eye
7. She will text you "Goodnight" and text
another guy "I'm at your gate" My brother fear girls!!! Demons are real!
8. Tall ladies wanna marry tall guys
Short ladies wanna marry tall guys
So who will now marry the short guys
thunder is coming so lemme come and start going
9. When u sneezzed early in the morning just know that ur village people are marking register
U wanna argue oya argue with ur forefathers
10. Some girls will be like
I wanna marry a guy with six pack . Aunty pls do u have Six breast Lemme be going before they arrest me
