1.You saw a naked mad woman and your penis rise and be nodding head like agama lizard.Brother do u know u don't haff conscience
2.I just saw a sign post this afternoon that says "THIS LAND IS MINE AND YOUR LIFE YOURS.DON'T LET US TRESPASS ON EACH OTHER'S PROPERTY"
3.I don't trust any girl that carry big handbag...Some girls will visit you once with handbag and take all your properties.Please if you know any Chioma that is fair,have open teeth and short help me beg her to please return my TV remote,3 spoons,USB cord and my standing fan..Thank you in advance
4.School mother that cannot say Ugonna come and do small ..Is that one school mother?
5.*When a guy really loves you*
--Even when you sleep and snore--
He will be like snore for me,You Sexy Tiger Generator...Chaii dis one sweet me ooh
6.You jam with your soft breast and you are telling me sorry,sorry for what?
Abeg jam me again
Infact crush me