A fat man saw an advertisement
that said, “Lose 5kg in a week.”
He made a phone call and said, “I
would like to join!” The lady who
responded welcomed the idea
and asked him to be ready 6am
the following day.
The following morning, he got to
the gym and was taken to a
room. He opened the door and
found a beautiful woman there
clad in only a shirt and
underpants.
She said, “If you can catch me,
you can sleep with me!” The lady
started running, while the man
started to run after her. But he
could not catch her. During the
whole week, he tried hard to
catch her but could not. He,
however, lost 5kg in the process!
He then asked for the 10kg
programme. The next time, he
opened the door and found
another woman clad in a bikini
who said, “If you catch me, you
can sleep with me.”
He lost 10kg that week although
he did not catch the woman. So,
he thought this was an awesome
programme and then requested
the 25kg weight loss
programme.
The lady said, “Are you sure? It’s
really tough!”
“Why not?”, he asked. The
following day at 6am, he opened
the door expecting to see a
totally naked girl. But he found a
mad woman instead.
The mad woman said, “If I catch
you, I will sleep with you!”
That week, the man lost 40kg.
