A man went out in the night with his friends, the wife is furious and tells the kids that when he comes back they must not open the door for him. At about 12 a.m the man comes back and knocks, the wife tells him "go sleep where you are coming from" and the man answered "i'm not here to sleep, i'm here to collect c¤ndom in my room on top of the table plz dear give it to me, there 're lots of women at the party!" The wife opened the door and said "IDIOT" you are not going anywhere. Enter the house.