Teacher : Who can state one diff between a Bird and a Fly ? ..
Akpos : A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.
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Girl: I'm warning you , my Mummy
is coming back soon ..
AKPOS : But I'm not doing anything ..
Girl : That ' s why I' m warning you .
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A sex robot was designed to
satisfy women. It
was
tested on four women. The first
was an Hausa
woman, after one hour with the
robot, she
came out,
smiled, saying "Gaskiya e sweet
me die". The
next
was a Yoruba woman. After
three hours with
the
robot, she came out, smiled and
said "Ooshey
ooo!!". The next was an Igbo
woman. After
four
hours with the robot the Igbo
woman came
out
and
said Ndewo. The last woman was
a Calabar
woman,
after eleven hours with the
robot, the woman
was not still out, so the security
had to go
check on
them thinking the robot had
killed her only for
them
to see the calabar woman
chasing the robot
up
and
down saying "come here you liar,
if your
battery is
down how come you can still
run"
