LAUGH OUT LOUD
Season 1
1. Whether Buhari wins or Atiku, my own is that, they should reduce the price of condom to 20 naira
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2. Remember you promised your parents you will buy them AEROPLANE when you grow...
I am just Reminding you that you've grown.
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3. Do you know that correct way of spelling boo is actually spelt as "boo" not boo,
Some of you puts the first "o" second
and
puts the second "o" first, which makes your spelling incorrect... Tankiu.!! ?
4. TEACHER: you call your Mother as MUM. What will you call
your Mothers Younger Sister & Elder Sister?
Sardar: So simple, i'll call them MINIMUM & MAXIMUM.??????????????
5. Bill: Where did you get that gold watch Joe?Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it? Joe: Three, a policeman, the owner of the watch, and me!!
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6. If everyone on social media was quiet like u,
Many will die of depression
So appreciate those that take out time to entertain u?????????♀?♀
7. You will not know how long a night is until you sleep next to a lady who denied you sex????.... Good night✨
8. The girl you're treating like an Egg, another
guy is busy frying her ? ? ?
9. Go to shool, ASSU will Strike
Go to work, NLC will Strike
Stay at home, Hunger will Strike
Go and steal, Thunder will Strike
What is wrong with Nigeria sef????
10. Ushers will walk around busy waking people up in church. They don't know that the church is the only place some people can sleep without their village people disturbing them.???
11. The day i'll buy my G- wagon, I'll drive it to my Ex house and then ask her for directions to my own house????
12. Nigerians sha, you will share with them your problem and they'll hiss and bring forth their suffering too as if you are doing trade by barter.?????
13. Make Sure That You're Not Helping Somebody To Grow Wings That Will Be Used To Blow Dust Into Your Eyes And Blind You both internally, and externally. have a nice day
14. Learn to use money ? wisely.
Don't go and buy selfie stick when your armpit needs a shaving stick
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15. Dear Married Men,
if your wife don't allow you to go party just pretend to be sick and inbox us and we will bring an Ambulance.?
16. Overheard This Weekend
Boy: Babe come over to my place
Gal: what do you want us to do?
Boy: Jus chill
Gal: I don’t chill…that’s how people end up
with chill-dren!
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17. When you stare at an ugly girl for a longtime they start thinking you're into them
When in real sense you are just trying to figure out which animal they look like.
18. They say that love is more important than money, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug? ?♂?♂
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19. You can have a nice English name but your surname will still drag you back to your village
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20. Fat girls will be like: 'I don't like
picmix.' Ahh my sister we all know that
you don't fit in the frame. ...???????
