*I thought I have seen everything in life until I saw a 16yrs old boy went to a bar and*
*drank 4 bottles of Guinness.He got up to leave and the barman asked him to pay.*
*He brought out his birth certificate and*
*replied; Not for sale to persons below 18yrs*
I just watched a Nollywood movie where some villagers gathered to use a virgin for sacrifice, My problem is not the sacrifice o. What is paining Me is that the virgin is "Tonto dike" Tufiakwa.
I'm tired of these Dettol adverts, children nowadays believe there are germs everywhere. My 5 yr old Nephew goes around with a bottle of Dettol in his pocket. He sprinkles his friends before he plays with them... Sprinkles his books before reading...everything must be germ free to him! This morning, my tea and bread tasted funny...I took a few sips and bites before I realized my Nephew had poured Dettol in my breakfast to kill germs and take care of me. *Please people tell me, if my nephew doesn't kill me ,who will
*Any girl cheating on her man catch fire and lose your front teeth, lose your hair,,may your leg bend,,may you lose your left eye,,....* *BUT...* *Any man cheating on his woman, Oh! Father please forgive us and teach us the right way for we don't know what we are doing.......Guys,,A big amen *
Must you post everything online???
Just bcs u buy common iPhone 8 and Toyota venza U start showing it on social media??
Is DAT What Christ did???
Jesus drove a Honda Accord but didn't talk about it.
*John 12:49*: For I did not speak of my own accord”
Too much wisdom will not kill me oh