A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep, the next day their driver died of poisoning
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A man is dying of cancer but keeps telling people he is dying of Aids, his son asked his dad why? He answered "So that when am dead no one will sleep with your mom
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A lady lost three panties in her house and accused her maid in front of the husband, the maid said "Sir you are my witness you know i never wear panties
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Couple is having a quickie and their 6 years old son catches them
SON: What are you doing?
Father: i'm putting petrol in ur mom
son: which means mom's engine is taking too much petrol cause mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday
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A man went to the club with his wife, when he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife and whispered "you Must demand cash befor sex, i know him he doesn't pay
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An 8 years old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying "your Honour See this, can he rape with this tiny tot? "the boy whispers Don't shake it we'll lose the case
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