TEACHER: Amir, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
AMEER: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
AMEER: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for water?
RISLAN: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O.......
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!!
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Abdallah, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
BECAUSE: Because George still had the axe in his hand...
TEACHER: Now, Husssainah , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
HUSSAINA: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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