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By mystique in 20 Dec 2018 | 08:44
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Laugh wan tear ma pant???
1. Church is the best place to go after a breakup? You'll be in the crowd crying and everybody's thinking You're in the spirit ????
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2. Dear money, please come and seduce me! If I refuse to understand, rape me mercilessly?????
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3. Nobody keeps in touch with yhu like a girl you promise to send money? she can even appear in your dreams.????
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4. The way some ladies use to eat corn ? in public ehn?
You will think the corn is the one responsible for all the problems and misfortunes of their life???
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5. Rain wash my mouth tire today after school lesson....dah one no pain me like a slay queen I saw running as if she owe person money???
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6. Akpors: My dad fell in the well
Bae: Oh my God! Is he alright?
Akpors: He must be, cos he stopped calling for help since yesterday???
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7. I hate it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing
forwards and backwards like MTN Network??
Mtcheww???
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8. Fat girls are shy to hang their pants outside?
Why????
Because they know it looks like a parachute???
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9. Nigerians and their funny prayer points?.....which one is **O lord, use me till I become useless?**
If I talk now, they will start saying I hate Yoruba people???
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10. The only reason why I don't feel like getting married now is that everyone will now know that I've started having SEX including my MOM and its making me to feel Shy??????
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11. People are just so wicked sha, imagine selling fake rat poison in this economic recession?
Don't be a victim, taste it before buying it.... The original one is salty????
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12. If you're happy with one girlfriend, imagine having 10? Happiness weee just kill you die???
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13. Do you realize dah when you're madly in love, even insults sounds like birthday wishes?????
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14. You will be praying for your sugar daddy to remember you, his wife will be praying for him to forget yhu?
You people are just confusing the innocent man's soul???
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15. I'm still talking price with the thunder dah will fire those dah will read all this post without liking & dropping any comment cos the thunder z still doing push-ups
20 Dec 2018 | 08:44
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⚡?⤴ If You Know, You Know
20 Dec 2018 | 09:59
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9 and 12 my favourite
20 Dec 2018 | 10:57
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I had laugh b4, bring another one abeg
20 Dec 2018 | 12:33
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lol
20 Dec 2018 | 17:11
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Lol
20 Dec 2018 | 18:33
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Lolz
20 Dec 2018 | 21:37
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Lol
21 Dec 2018 | 09:32
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Hahaha Number 3, 6 and 10 eh good job :g
22 Dec 2018 | 11:29
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hahahaha lol
23 Dec 2018 | 00:21
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Funny
23 Dec 2018 | 10:35
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