Some Guys Will Pop 15 Bottles Of Moet On Friday Night, And Later Give #20 Offering In The Church On Sunday.
Is That For # God Or # Police.....Wot Is Wrong With U Guys Nah???
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Just Don't Argue Brothers,,,Una All Need Deliverance # Biko.
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A time is coming When you want to borrow airtime, MTN will be like "Bros swear with your destiny dat u will pay back after 3days Becus the last one u borrowed was paid after 9months and it's was after we called your Glo line...
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One OF The Advantage Of Being a NIGERIAN Is That U Can "URINATE Anywhere".
So...Pls Don't Travel ABROAD Again.
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Please if I date Glory this year and date another Glory next year Does it mean that I'm moving from glory to glory?
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If you see a pregnant woman spitting , just know
dat her baby has farted.
Wisdom we not kill me.
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If Ur Girl Friend Is Very Cute And U Are Really Proud Of Her... Kindly Drop Her Number, Let Me Thank Her For Taking Good Care And For Loving U More.
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Oya Lets Go,,,,, Don't Spoil The Fun!
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If Man Runs With Men, It Called RACE. But Wen He Runs With GOD, It Is Called GRACE...GRACE Keeps Us Away From DISGRACE.
May GOD's GRACE Be Sufficient For U And Ur FAMILY Today And BEYOND.
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That awkward moment when the 5'star Sharaton hotel attendant tells you A bottle of coke is #1500.
You'll start explaining and describing coke lyk
"I mean coke... Not the alcoholic one o.the mineral type.. I mean the normal coke that looks like Pepsi.... The one Coca-Cola produces".
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When i am not fasting, i can stay till afternoon without feeling hungry....But during fasting, even the TV remote will start looking like Gala in my eyes.
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Gone are the days when 9ja women weep when their husband reject their food. Nowadays they will just add 3 more meat to the food & start eating it..
See boldness ooo!!!
Issorite continue.
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The pot holes on Nigeria roads are so So big dat you can even see them on the map.
I just weak.
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You can't like Fat Girls and Hate STRETCH MARKS
Lemmi run b4 dey break my head with bread.
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Some People will Just Carry their Body Odour Enter Bank and confuse ur mission.
You will be confused to the Extent that you dont know whether you came to withdraw or Deposit.
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I wanna be a Pastor with only 2 members, Neymar & Mayweather.
It's not about d money o. I just want to mk sure dey pay God's tithe and offerings.
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U think ya ar pretty, handsome or cute......bt I bet u, u will always look like a fool when eating sugarcane.
Don't argue with me
Goan argue with ya ancestors.
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This fine girl in my street will not come out today that I'm wearing fine and new clothes. It's when i want to go and buy bread with my jallabiya she'll appear like evil spirit.
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A Lady will enter university with 3pairs of shirt and skirts, a touch light phone, a stove. And will graduate with 65 top and trousers, armless, wig, gas cooker, iPhone ,Generator, Plasma Tv, Air condition..and so on. Sister pls which God are u worshipping? Let's worship him together........
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If she's well trained, cultured, good cook and good mannered but can't speak good English, teach her. you've found a wife
if she speaks fluently and has no manners, my brother it means you are still single so run.
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If it were a Yoruba man that invented ATM machine and u slot in ur card with ur left hand,it will return ur card with speed saying dear customer, ur transaction has been declined due to lack of home training
Omo radarada
Proud to be a boy
My fellow Yoruba am i communicating???
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Somebody will hug you
and your phone will be
missing....
Is that not an Example of
Nigeria's got talent.
# Naija_i_respect _una_hustle.
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On my wedding day, my wife won't
throw any flower. We're taking our things
back home for decoration.
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If not that my girlfriend doesn't have
driver's license...what is ordinary PORSCHE
that I can't buy for her??
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The same boys who refused to wear
socks in secondary school are now the same
boys wearing socks on slippers walking up
and down the street.....
life is full of madness.
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Uncle nelson because your crush now
lives in your area, you will now be wearing
suit to fetch water...
*And you dey find accolade*
*Bros Behave o*
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Glory Pls Locate me ooo!!!
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News just got to me that some girls are
planning & threatening to rape me MR
CROWN.
PLS if u know dem, I beg u again again and
again.
. Pls for peace sake,
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direct them to me. Let them rape Me & let
peace reign biko....Buh someone should pls inform police of my action.... in case I lost the battle, Angle Gabriel pls mark der face ooo!!!
# Let Peace Reign ooo.....
HOPE I PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!!!
