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?Rain has made everywhere slippery, I pray I don't fall into someone's relationship today???
?The rate at which some igbo girls love money eeh" even the devil got confused ?if it was money or apple he gave Eve to eat??
?Nobody keeps in touch better than a Girl you promised money...
She must call... You will hear something like:..
Hello Dear... I just called to check if your battery is full...
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?Posting about how your girlfriend makes you happy is old fashioned, ??
Post her number make we ask her ourselves
?How Girls Introduce Their Ugly Boyfriends....
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Don't Look At Him Like That, He Got Money.
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?Ladies learn 2 Trust ur Hubbys. Imagin Jonah's wife reaction wen He came bk afta 3days and told her he had been swallowed by a fish???♂.....
?Der's no Record of a Female Angel in Heaven.
Ladies if any Man calls u an Angel. Believe me he's a false Prophet
O gini di ??
?The only thing you can get in this country without "Connection" is Pregnancy
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?Hmmm... Just imagine how much iPhone would cost if that apple was full ?
?Are you sure that Adam was not a science student?
I've been asking myself this question
"How did he know that there's a hole in between Eve's leg"
What was that man looking for and found it?
?Shift ooh lemme faint jejely. I just saw one slay Queen eating cheeseballs with Fork.
?Some girls will post dis on facebook Saying "Me OR 4million naira"? Choose wisely... see Lemme tell YOU
I can even exchange you for 1Hollandia??
?Drinking lots of water can help you mind your business cos you spend most time urinating instead of gossiping???
?You wear a nice suit everyday, no one sees you buh the day you decide to wear an oversize shirt, that's when you'll run into five of your Ex's, your former school mates and your Facebook crush!! ???
Tell me who did you offend in the village??
?.Mention one expensive thing in your house. Mine is Gucci gold tooth pick (Worth 35.7Million Naira per stick).
NB: Nobody should lie here please.
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