When the amebo in your area doesn't know what UBER is all about, they'll keep saying "Nawaoo, na different men they carry her every morning and night!"
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Very soon, corn will be out! Start saving money to buy your own corn this year o, i am not ready to break corn for anybody!
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Have you notice that ladies that are using their real name on Facebook are the most beautiful and matured!
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The only reason many of you partook in interhouse sport in secondary school is because we want to lick glucose!
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Sex is the only thing our parents didn't teach us but thank God, look at us today, we're professionals!
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When neighbours start dropping keys with you, just know that you're the only jobless person in the compound!
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QUICK ADVICE;
Make sure the person you gat also gat you... No dey over hype person wey no dey reason your matter at all!
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Dating a real born again Christian is the best. If i cheat, she find out, we pray together and blame the devil, case closed!
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Hunger can make you think that you've feeling for the person who just bought you food!
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If you've ever put one meat under and cover it with rice and then put another meat ontop, gather here, we get meeting!
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My landlord's daughter is pregnant and i know she can lie a lot, let me just pack out!
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Last night, i dream that Dangote woke me up and said, "Boss, your food is ready"
pls is that malaria or typhoid
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Sometimes, you need to pack your suitcase, go to the airport, take couple of pics, then go back home, just to confuse your enemies!
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Sometimes, i really wish God can just relocate all women to another planet, so we can have some peace
Men, are you with me?!
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BUT GUYS, why do we only have money the first 2 weeks, when we meet a new girlfriend?!
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