I Wanted to buy book in a bookshop,
then I saw some books with the following
Titles:...
(1) How to look Beautiful/Handsome
by: Obasanjo.
I was confused!
(2). Food that will make you grow tall
by: Osita Iheme (pawpaw).
I was so confused!!
(3). My Love for Nigeria
by: Abubakar Shekau.
very surprised!
(4). Tips on how to get Married
by: Genevieve Nnaji.
I was shocked!
(5).The Joy of Poverty
by: Aliko Dangote.
Over shocked!!
(6).Guidelines on how to pass your English
Language.
by: Patience Jonathan.
I just fainted!!!!!
Abeg if it's u,
which of them would you buy???
....
Conductor asked one of his passengers:
Wey ur money?
Passenger replied: I b staff.
Conductor queried: Which kind staff u b?
-u b police?
No!
-u b soldier?
No!
-u b navy?
No!
-u b air force?
No!
So wetin u be now! Abeg pay ya money
D passnger replied: I b Boko haram!
All d passngers shouted: WHAAT!!! Conductor
u dey mad? Oga Boko sorry sir,abeg no
vex,we go pay 4 u sir. Everybdy
screamed;DRIVER NEXT JUNCTION OWA O!.
Driver said e be like na here i go drop too!
Abi if you are there will you
continue with your journey? Make somebody
laugh at the moment and forget every
troubles of life