1)Bus drivers should stop this nonsense of
moving a bus before a person sits! One ugly
girl nearly kissed me in the bus today
2) *Buh Every time i feel like I'm ugly i just
went and looked at a few profile pics of
participants in this group then i feel better
about myself. You guys give me hope.*
3) Some pple will be writting TV just becus
dey cant spell common TELLEFITION....
Mtchew........Anyway, you have seen the
spelling now. Memorize it for future purpose
4)Dear future wife .....don't worry yourself
about making kids....I'll come with them
You dont deserve the stress of childbirth
5)Yesterday i took my bicycle nd went to the
liquor store nd bought a bottle of whisky
and put it in the bicycle basket. As i was
about to leave, i thought to myself "what if i
fall off the bicycle? What will happen to my
Bottle " so i decided to drink all the
whisky before i cycled home. it turned out to
be a good decision because i fell seven
times on the way home. Imagine what
would've happened to the bottle.
6) I wonder why a cow is so much healthier
and fat than i am, and only eating grass, me,
eating all food but still skinny time to
change diet
Good afternoon huz
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7) You will scratch your armpit and smell
your finger , what exactly are you
expecting to perceive? Shoprite bread or
pepper soup?
*I know say una plenty for here, if you know
you know*
8) iPhone 8x I bought from a show glass
today charged up to 103% then it switched
off by itself and restarted with An infinix
logo and Nokia 3310 tone, Who knows
where i can fix it please?
9)The way Africa is corrupt .You need
connections to get into a relationship. She
will ask you....' Who gave you my number?
10) If you wanna end an argument
with a woman just say "my mother was
right
11)TEACHER: why are you laughing??
PAUL: I saw a strap of your bra.
TEACHER: GET OUT!!..No class for you for a
week.
Another boy laughs
TEACHER: why did you laugh?
KEV: I saw both straps of your bra.
TEACHER: GET OUT!...No class for you for a
month.
She bends down to pick a chalk and Mathew
starts walking out.
TEACHER: Mathew why are you going out!
MATHEW: with what I saw I think my school
days are over...
12)Imagine deleting all the pictures you
took with your ex and then
Boom!!
He becomes a celebrity
No evidence to show us you once date¤
13)Ur in a relationship and ur man hide u
like codeine bottle my sister hide him like
sanitary pad I hate none sense
14) If you did not go to at least 3 different
classrooms to look for duster....forget it
u never attended any Nigeria school
15)Some people will be shouting *"I need a
male child, I need a male child"* when they
don't have anything for the male child to
come and inherit...
*I hate nonsense...*
16) Please if you want to speak English abeg
speak the one I will understand, which one
is "there's no time I gala go” Nawa o
17) Three men were at a bar discussing
coincidences. The first man said, "My wife
was reading A Tale of Two Cities and she
gave birth to twins." "That’s funny," the
second man remarked, "My wife was
reading The Three Musketeers and she gave
birth to triplets." The third man shouted, "Oh
my, I have to rush home!" When asked what
the problem was, he exclaimed, "When I left
the house, my wife was reading Ali Baba
and the Forty Thieves!"
...........witch one kill it..
If I Make u Laugh Then Add me Up
