Have you had a guest who feel too comfortable in
your house and has decided to turn your house
into their own, there are ways to send them
parking..
1. Remove your TV cord.
2. Block your toilet flush. Tell your guest the toilet
is bad, and he/she has to be using the bush.
3. block the bathroom water outlet. Tel him/her
to be bathing outside.
4. Initiate fasting and prayer session for 2 months
against evil arrows while you hide to eat out.
5. Tel him your horticulturist said you should be
planting nice flowers in your cooking pot. Pour
clay soil in all pots. Plant palm kernel seeds
inside.
6. Invite like 7 of ur friends. To stay like 2days.
Sleep and lap each other at night.
7. Soak your foam in the rain.
8.Rent like 300 cockroaches from a yoruba
woman,distribute like 150 in his clothes and 150
in the bathroom and kitchen.
9. Shout at around 2am every night while you
guys are asleep saying these exact words,
“madam give me full intestine,liver and heart
without cooking I dey like chop them raw”
10- Call Phcn to disconnect your light.
If at the end he refuses to go…go to Hausa
quarters buy #2,000 bed bugs. Pour them on ur
foam and his clothes. D next day na him go wake
u. ‘Guy I don ready o. I de move. I no fit die b4
my time’.
Add yours. Lol.
