A female class teacher was having a problem
with a boy in her class in 3rd grade.
The boy said
"Madam, I should be in 4th grade, i'm smarter
than my
sister and she's in 4th grade".
The Madam had heard enough and took the boy
to the principal.
The principal decided to test the boy
with some questions from 4th grade
Principal: What is 3+3
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6
Boy: 12
The boy got all questions right.
The principal then told the Madam to send the
boy to 4th grade immediately.
Madam decided to ask her questions and the
principal agreed.
Madam: What does a cow have 4 of, that i've
only 2
Boy: Legs
Madam: What is in your pants that i don't have
Boy: pockets
Madam: What starts wit a C and ends with T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish
liquid
Boy: Coconut
Madam: What goes in hard and
then comes out soft and sticky
(The principal's eyes open really wide, but
before he could stop the answer, the boy was
taking charge)
Boy: Bubble gum
Madam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie
me down to get me up, I get wet before you do
Boy: Tent
(The principal was looking restless)
Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me
when you are bored. The best man always has
me first
Boy: Wedding ring
Madam: I come in many sizes. When i'm not
well, I drip. When you blow me, you feel good
Boy: Nose
Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates, I
come with a quiver
Boy: Arrow,
principal: Jesus,
Madam: What starts
with 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if
you don't get it, you've to use your hand
Boy: Fork
Madam: What is it that all men have, it's longer
in some men than others, the Pope doesn't use
his and a man gives it to his wife after marriage
Boy: surname,
principal: chinekemeee,
Madam: What part of the man has no bone but
has muscles with a lot of veins like pumpkin and
is responsible for making love
Boy: Heart,
principal : ehhhhh,
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said
to the Madam 'Send this BLOODY boy to the
University...even I myself got all answers wrong!
Lesson to learn - if the answers the boy gave
were not the answers that flowed through ur
mind, it shows how much ur mind needs to be
renewed by the knowledge of God...,
