Hello pretty damusel,
I just wanted to let u know
dat I hav joined the muvin
people. Ndi na aga aga, (the
happuning guys). I am Aguiyi
international! Importa &
Exporta. I ownu plenty of
shop in Onitsha main market.
As u are luking at me, nne a
dim very solid.
My containers come in 20s
and 40s every weekly. I hav
over 40 boys in my training.
Aguiyi is a bigi boy, I am a
muver, I am a shaker. I
yamu a man of timber &
plywood. I yamu rich and by
d special grace of God, I am
the owner of di biggest &
powerfulu boutique u can
think of. I employ one lady to
managin it. I can call her wit
my etisalat phone; give her
query with my mtn; fire her
with my glo; and hire another
manger with my airtel. I wulu
make you di CEO, president,
and first lady of di
conglomerate.
All di streets in china are
right here in my head and all
di Nigerian boys dat load
market in there are under
me. As I yamu speaking to u
now, they are making plan to
crown me eze ndi igbo nile of
china and by the special
grace of God, you will be lolo
ndi igbo nile of china.
Nne you look like egg yolk
and for dat, I will kill any
ochicha for u.
Nne, ego na esi isi na arum.
I send money on errands.
A dim ok! Is it my fault dat I
yamu a bigi boy? Is it my
fault dat at my age, I have
many boys under me? Is it
my fault dat I have plans of
making u d president of d
biggest boutique in Onitsha.
I wulu repackage u nne m
and present u to d world,
pretty damusel. Nne m o!
Oyoyo m, Egovin nwa! My
yori yori! My african Queen,
ashanti m! Nwa akworo aka
muo! Igbu go m. Infact baby,
take me.
Your loving faithfully,
Aguyi
