Little Johnny’s teacher is warned at the beginning
of the school year
not to ever make a bet with Johnny unless she is
absolutely sure she
will win it.
One day in class, Johnny raises his hand and says
“teacher, I’ll bet
you $50 I can guess what color your underwear
is.”
She replies, “okay, meet me after class and we’ll
settle it.” But
before class ends, she goes
to the restroom and
removes her panties. After class is over and the
students clear out, Johnny makes his guess.
“Blue.”
“Nope. You got it wrong,”
she says as she lifts her
skirt to reveal she isn’t
wearing any underwear.
“Well come with me out to my dads car, he’s
waiting for me, and I’ll
get you the money.” She follows him
out. When they get to the
car she informs his dad that he got the bet wrong
and that she showed Johnny
that she wasn’t wearing
any underwear. His dad
exclaims: “That mother
fucker! He bet me $100 this morning that he’d
see your Kittycat before
the end of the day!”
