[b]The kind of status we would be updating on social media (BBM, Facebook, Twitter and Instagram) if we were in the times of Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, etc
@victoriouschild: Guys its scary, Lot's wife just turned into a pillar of salt! *smh*
@frankkay: Just chilling in 1st class at Noah's ark, the view here is fantastic. But this Lions keep staring at me.
@invincible: Chilling with Moses by Mt Sinai... Miracles be going down here. Miracle show on point!
@onahsunday631 : Eve and hubby got banished. O, they ate the forbidden fruit. I mean who does that? # smh
@ele1 status: Can't believe I served her father for 14 years just to get her... Luv u Rachel. # Tins We Do 4 Love
@paula4eva: Some people are so cruel! Cain, how could you kill your own brother? # RIPAbel. Your brother is # doro wicked
One of Jesus' disciples post: What a long day... Walking and preaching the gospel. Now hanging out with Jesus and chilling with my brothers. This guys are funny... LLP! (Laffin Like Pharaoh)
Isaac: Damn, dad nearly sacrificed me!... Lolz # selfie with ram
The two thieves beside Jesus be like: Chilling with the king of d Jews! # calvary thingz
@nextangel: Can't believe Elisha just allowed bears to eat up those children! # Like seriously?
@aminzy: The chick sold me out... I'm going to bring the roof down on this party! # doro Angry
@besty: Judas did what??? That bro ain't loyal. # smh#
@sirmike: Jesus just turned water to wine, I go drink away my sorrow... # doro shayo#
@sonshine: This pharaoh na baaad guy!!!! Crossing the # red sea on point...
# doro Escape
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