A man was
seen fleeing
down the hall
of the
hospital just
before his
operation.
“What is the
matter?” He
was asked.
He said, “I heard the nurse say, ‘It’s a
very simple operation, don’t worry,
I’m sure it will be all right.'”
“She was just trying to comfort you,
what’s so frightening about that?”
“She wasn’t talking to me. She was
talking to the surgeon!”
