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Love mathematics exam for all coolvallers

Love mathematics exam for all coolvallers

By ¤Prince~Jude¤ in 26 Jan 2016 | 05:06
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[color =red]3rd Semester Masters Exams For All Coolvallers.
Course: Love Mathematics.
Course code: LMS111
All questions carry equal marks.
Time allowed: 2hrs, 30 minutes.[/color]

[b]1. If a girl is in love for 10 years and at the end, the guy breaks up with her, WHAT is the formula for calculating such love and time wasted?
2. As a guy, you dated more than 7 chicks at a time. Using the Almighty Formula, CALCULATE the expenses and loss in handling all of them?
3. In not more than 200 words, STATE the difference between Orobo (fat) girls and Lekpa (skinny) girls.
(Question 4- for boys only)
4. With what you do see at the backyard of girls, EXPLAIN the term “Ukwu”.
(Question 5- For girls only)
5. Using Laws of indices, CALCULATE the disappearance of your boyfriend whenever you demand for an iPhone 6.
(Question 6- For boys only.)
6. You send an airtime worth #1500 to your girlfriend and she sends you a ‘Please call me I Love You’ text.
CALCULATE the profit and Loss of the airtime being sent and use the proportional ratio to attain the equation.
7. You broke up with your girl because of Christmas gifts, etc. Using quadratic equation, CALCULATE how long it’ll take you to get her back in febuary 14 (vals day).
8. As a guy, you are dating other people’s sister, but you don’t want any other guy to date your sister. CALCULATE the percentage of your foolish and wicked behaviour. (Take pie =3.14)
9. When you check a Facebook profile, 99% of guys are single as their marital status states, and 100% of the girls are dating, engaged, in a relationship or married. BRIEFLY explain who they are all dating in not less than two sentences.[/b]

[color =red]N/B- Attempt all question to avoid carry-over!
Good Luck![/color]
26 Jan 2016 | 05:06
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lol
26 Jan 2016 | 05:15
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The gods must be crazy
26 Jan 2016 | 05:16
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26 Jan 2016 | 05:18
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hmmmm am jst passing by I have never been in love...
26 Jan 2016 | 05:20
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Lmao,jamb question 1902,even the best mathematician in d whole world no fit answear dis 1
26 Jan 2016 | 05:25
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@crusherdaniels where is my pen cux i nid lyk nw.... Ah dnt want carry over lol
26 Jan 2016 | 05:29
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Before we proceed, whats the meaning of 'LOVE' that word is alien to me
26 Jan 2016 | 05:51
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[color =maroon]Question for the GOD[/color]
26 Jan 2016 | 05:59
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I no sabi english wella....mak una put am in pidgin or yoruba if not nah 99 i score be dat
26 Jan 2016 | 06:00
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Hmmm..lol
26 Jan 2016 | 06:22
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Dat 1 dey
26 Jan 2016 | 06:30
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Thats life for you all
26 Jan 2016 | 06:41
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i prefer carryover on this one
26 Jan 2016 | 06:42
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@Invincible how wil a [color red=]gay[/color] knw wat [color =green]Love[/color] is? [color =blue]#Yawnin[/color]
26 Jan 2016 | 06:48
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Owkay.... I am coming
26 Jan 2016 | 06:50
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Lol.. i no kno book oO..
26 Jan 2016 | 07:04
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........
26 Jan 2016 | 09:00
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I think am gonna need hp laptop, iphone6, blackberrypot ad samsung galaxytab. to solve this. Will be right back.
26 Jan 2016 | 09:01
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typing....
26 Jan 2016 | 10:12
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Abeg Open All D Windows Nd Doors 4 Dose Writing D Exam B4 Dey Suffocate Cos I Hv Been Marked Absent In D Exam Attendance List Already. If U Need Hand Fans, Water, Handki, Calculator, Extra Sheets Nd Goggles Jst Call Or Meet Me At D Door *winks* Lets Pray B4 D Exam Bgins
26 Jan 2016 | 10:26
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@crusherdaniels where z my pen nah, d exam wil soon start nd i dnt want any carry over... #lol @smarticute plz start d prayer jor am ready
26 Jan 2016 | 10:30
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@Whizjay score me sharp sharp. [b]Love(L)= Time wasted(T) x Dedication(D).[/b] Making T the subject of the formula,we have [color =red]T= L/D.[/color] @Ele1 come check am na.
26 Jan 2016 | 12:31
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Extra sheet plz...
26 Jan 2016 | 12:31
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Yeee!!..I dn die o
26 Jan 2016 | 12:31
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@Whizjay na sure A-course be this o. Me no fit sort am o. *serious face*
26 Jan 2016 | 12:34
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hahahahahahaha,abeg na who go open him sheet make i do copy and paste,i no fit crack my brain cos dis love maths go fit send me 2 psykia....
26 Jan 2016 | 13:42
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well well well,i will submit my answer wen Jesus comes again.
26 Jan 2016 | 14:50
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Chai!. Y u guyz dey run na, una no fit solve this simple love arithmetic. Some even claim that they know what love is? Sorry is ur name.
26 Jan 2016 | 15:41
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Those that need extra sheet are the genius but submit ur answer sheet first before giving u anoda one. @hbk1 u scored 1/10, try ur best, time remains a hour.
26 Jan 2016 | 15:44
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I've never be inlove before, cant ans that
27 Jan 2016 | 00:47
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I've never be inlove before, cant ans that. @paula4eva, can u solve this?
27 Jan 2016 | 00:48
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I've never be inlove before, cant ans that. @paula4eva, can u solve this problem? Like u are good at solving! Lol
27 Jan 2016 | 00:48
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