Make u advise me ooo~which one should i go:The church or the mosque

Oh nw,the second slap brought me to reality...i was in front of my alfa with his eyes red.he was burning with fury. it is the time u ought to come to ile-kewu.i did not answer.he raise his hand to slap nd nw i grab it.i landed my own slap on his cheek.the other students of the mosque yelled.some shouting #hawusubilahi#...some saying #serve him right#.i gave him an head butt nd leave him groaning.i left the mosque in annoyance.some gave me a bad look while some of my guys gave me thumb up. i reached home fully satisfied with my action when i heard noises outside.wetin apen nah?i moved outside nd to my utmost surprise my alfa nd all the students dhey outside.dhey come recite one chapter for quran whey im name be #tabati ada#.for where,your curse no go catch me.they left our house that evening telling me nt to come to the mosque again.well,that one no be probz there is church there.i entered my room nd fell on my bed...i was having a good dream when a sharp slapper shooter shoot my cheek with a big slap. POO!

Go 2 church nw

@Hardeywummy i never end the stori nah

who slapped mhe?question!i was still rubbing my eyes when the sharp slapper shooter shoot my cheek with the most awarded slap of the year.i look up nd i was boiling with anger,i stand up nd behold it was my dad!he rarely beat me.wetin con apen?why did u slapped ur alfa,he asked me.i did not answer him...he sha did all what he want to do and end up beating me. i did everything i can do to make sure i did not upset my dad for that week. the week was fast nd it rolled away.nw it was the 1st day of the week which is sunday.i woke up early nd did the norm i use to do lyk havin my bath,brushin my teeth. i wore the finest cloth i had which was a blue top with a black jean with one ajeku palm.i made my way to the church. in the church,i was welcomed.it seems everybody like me.i was entertain nd i enjoy myself to the peak.the service ended while everybody made their way out.i was about to leave when a hand hold me.alas!the pastor. you'll be givin speech next week.the statement hit me lyk bombshell. GBUAA!

sir,me?yes of course,he replied.u'll be giving speech on thanksgiving.(my broda nd sista,i beg wetin be thanksgiving).i nodded my end nd moved out of the church.i get to my house nd entered my room.this pastor dhey crase,wetin he make i do.this my 3rd time(av been there 2 tyms before this when they had their anniversary,mind you it was bcuz of food) of coming to ur church nd u said i'll be giving speech...speech for where.i won't go!i inform my mum nd she begged me to go that she'll be happy with it. i tried to make sure i learn everything #lerntable#(is it correct).i visit people that are master for church nd they helped me with things but av gat one problem my english.my english can make a whole building to collapse.my english bad past patience jonathan own but least she be professor(if i hear). i was getting for the show...i brought a new big black shoe(cuz my leg big pass oshofa own)...a sleeve shirt with tie with a black trouser. days rolled after another.alas!sunday has arrived nd i av got TENSION!!!

I arrived the church with my face beaming.i was glowing.service started...they did everything. nw it's my turn.i walked up to the stage with my big shoe.i adjust my tie,clear my throat nd asked them to praise the lord nd they did. it is time for praise nd worship,i said(my english was correct).rice in ur legs,i blow the 1st bombshell but they understand me.we did the praises nd worship for 30 minutes.nw sit up.they sit on their seat.i'll be giving speech on thanksgiving today.i was speaking,talking when i think i ought to speak in tongues.ye kasa bubu,i started.alif,ba,ta,jim,ronaldo,messi(speaking in tongues ooo)when something just fall me.maybe a spell.i just started cursing all of them gbogbo yin ti ya were which means all of you are mad. i moved up to the altar nd gave a wondrous thundrous slap to the pastor(this one pass the one flames give captain ooo). it was then i knw that some pastors are not following JESUS at all cuz jesus dnt fight.the next thing i heard was HA!,PASITO SOLOMONU!

i opened my eyes nd met myself in the sky between two creatures.one was with horn while the other one was too glowing in white. welcome to heaven,the one in white told me.i need nobody to tell mhe that he was the sovereign GOD. which kind heaven,this one nah one of my member.welcome to hell jhawe,satan said. this boy do serve me,GOD said. this one nah keymaster for my website jooor.nah im provoke im alfa whey im alfa curse 4 im.nah the curse affect im 4 church whey e go slap d pastor,satan said.(so satan fit speak pidgin). God No do ojoro coz dis boy dhey follow me. we av found guilt in you but out of my mercy i'll give u second chance,GOD said. second wetin,satan stood up,hit me at my chest nd said next time u go come.i no say u no go get any other option than to follow me go my palace. i was just there looking at them,i could not utter any word. one angel just come push me,i just fall down. ASIN!!!I sneezed.thank GOD am back to LIFE

I was discharged from the hospital after two days.i kept pondering on the dream i had or vision rather.i have to serve God.looking into the whole area it is only the church and the mosque.it is either i choose one or else i'll be at satan's palace if i die. our alfa for mosque don say make i no come again.the congregation of the church'll never wish to see me.even if they wish gan.i'll be ashamed. i need ur advice.what cn i do?which one should i go? no bone my question!

*clear throat* I don't think your vision is real, you don't even qualify for 1/2 chance talkless of 2nd chance.... All Angel suppose flew away when them see you, your place suppose worse than hell.... As them yoruba always says "one's child can't be too stubborn to the extent of one's chasing the child for tiger to eat". Ah go advice you... *sigh* If front block and back block, e better make you pack for one side, you go be so useful to them in the shrine....start going to shrine......

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@khola46 lolz...i dnt know any shrine ooo.shay u fit take me go?