Not too long ago, there was a woman who
wanted to know how her husband would
react if she left without telling him where she
had gone. She decided to write him a letter
saying she is tired of him and didn't want to
live with him anymore. After writing the
letter, she put it on the table in the bedroom
and then climbed under the bed to hide until
her husband got home. When he eventually
came back home, he saw the letter on the
table and read it. After a few moments of
silence, he picked up the pen and added
something to the letter. Then he started to
get changed, whistling happy tunes and
singing and dancing while he did so. He
grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His
wife listened from under the bed as he
started chatting to someone. "Hey babe, I'm
just changing clothes then will join you," he
said. "As for the other fool, it finally dawned
on her that I was fooling around on her and
left. I was really wrong to have married her I
wish you and me had met earlier. See you
soon, honey!" Then he hung up and walked
out of the room. In tears and very upse t, she
climbed out from under the bed and
stumbled over to read what her unfaithful
husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary eyes, she read: "I could see
your feet you idiot, I am going out to buy
bread."
