[B]A famous inspirational speaker
said:"Best years of my life were
spent in the arms of a woman,
who wasn't my wife...............
"Audience was in shock and
silence. He added " she was my mother". (A big round of applause
and laughter)
@individual who was part of the
audience decided to try crack this
at home. After dinner, he said
loudly to his wife in the KITCHEN "best years of my life were spent
in the arms of a woman, who
wasn't my wife"................... *
individual stood still for a while,
trying to recall the second line of
the speaker.* By the time he gained his senses,
he was on a hospital
bed,recovering from BURNS OF BOILING WATER!!! :g[/B]
