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***MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*** by Holykruzz

***MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER*** by Holykruzz

By Mr in 29 Dec 2015 | 03:53
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[b][color='red'] MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER [color]
Time: 2Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS
1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)
2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks)
3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)
4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity.
5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k... Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence.
6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.
7. U Can't Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars Nd Resturant. Calculate D Radius Of Ur Stupidity,Take π=3.142 (200mks)
GOOD LUCK......
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ur Time start now.[/b]
29 Dec 2015 | 03:53
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*passing by*
29 Dec 2015 | 04:01
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first 2 coment am 100.10% sure if i sit 4 dis exam my result wil com out in flying colour lolz
29 Dec 2015 | 04:04
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hahahaha :) u no cwioux oloun @pizzaro @jenifa @sonshine @ele1 @pemamezi @invincible @frankkay @vict-vames @chomyline @tinagabe @sofia @roes @pharm-vickymears @saintkenz @somkhid ..wooos every mathematician shld shw face hia o
29 Dec 2015 | 04:08
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Oya your time starts now
29 Dec 2015 | 04:15
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I dy come wit my graph buk, wait 4 me
29 Dec 2015 | 04:16
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u neva finish urz @Miss Gold
29 Dec 2015 | 04:18
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Hahahahahaha_nawa o _ make i go get my calculator and my four-figure table
29 Dec 2015 | 04:43
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Na carry over tins be that o
29 Dec 2015 | 04:46
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[b]Its quite simple,,,, just give me four months to answer it[/b]
29 Dec 2015 | 04:48
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I'll b back, let me go n do som revision. I hop I hav up to 4yrs tim b4 d exams end?
29 Dec 2015 | 07:39
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@Pheranmmie041 u supos don finsh ur's by now, cuz u r d head of mathematicians here
29 Dec 2015 | 07:41
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Lolx
29 Dec 2015 | 09:04
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Hmmmmmm.... Its not dat hard shaa.but wait lemme consult my *Ifa*
29 Dec 2015 | 17:03
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