1) If he calls you and your phone is off, he
thinks
you’re cheating…. then he sends a sms
saying
“don’t tell me the battery story coz I know
that
line”
2) If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are TOO
IN
LOVE, moving too fast; If u Don't, he says u
are
PROUD
3) If u DRESS NICELY, he says u are trying to
LURE other men;If u DON'T, he says u are
RURAL.
4) If u ARGUE with him, he says u are
STUBBORN, too manly; If u keep QUIET, he
says
u have no BRAINS, a walkover;
5) If u are SMARTER than him, you’re a
SHOW-
OFF; If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
6) If u don't LOVE him, he tries to POSSESS
u;
If
u LOVE him, He takes you FOR GRANTED.
(very
true huh?)
7) If u don't MAKE LOVE to him, he says u
DON'T
LOVE him; If u DO, he says u are CHEAP...
8) If u tell him your PROBLEMS , he says u
are
TROUBLE; If u DON'T, he says u don't TRUST
him.
9) If u SCOLD at him, u are treating him like
a
CHILD; If he SCOLDS at u, it ’s because he
CARES for u. (lol)
10) If u BREAK your promise, u cannot be
TRUSTED; If he BREAKS his, it is
circumstances
beyond his CONTROL. (yea rite!)
11) If u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl; If he
SMOKES,
he is GENTLEMAN.
12) If u do WELL in your career, it's LUCK ; If
he
does WELL, it’s definitely BRAINS. (luck????)
13) If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; If he
HURTS
you, you are too SENSITIVE !!
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GET IT
RIGHT??????
14) If u send this to guys, they will swear
that
it's not true.......but if u don't, they say u are
selfish..... DO YOU AGREE WITH THESE MY
FACTS???
28th of February tomorrow is my Birthday, @Nextangel-sneh....... Ur wishes and gifts will be appreciated, ur cakes will be ready.
