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MID-WEEK SPECIAL

MID-WEEK SPECIAL

By Itzprince in 17 Jan 2018 | 11:57
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An American, A Japanese, and a Nigerian were sitting unclad in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound.

The American presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. ''That's my pager'' he says. '' I have a microchip under the skin of my arm''.

A few minutes later a phone rings. The Japanese lifts his palm to his ear. When he finishes he explains, ''That's my mobile I have microchip in my hand''.

The Nigerian, feeling decidedly low-tech but not to be outdone, decided he had to do something just as impressive.

He steps out of the sauna and goes to the toilet. He returns with a piece of toilet paper hanging from his butt. The others raised their eyebrows and said, ''wow! What's that?''

''I'm getting a fax'' he explains....

#Happy midweek
#Remain blessed
#until next week if God permits
17 Jan 2018 | 11:57
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17 Jan 2018 | 11:59
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Hahahahaha
17 Jan 2018 | 13:20
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@itzprince kudos guy, love dix
17 Jan 2018 | 13:20
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dix gat me cracking mah ribs
17 Jan 2018 | 13:21
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Lol
17 Jan 2018 | 13:48
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Naija no de carry last
17 Jan 2018 | 14:01
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naija for life
17 Jan 2018 | 14:23
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undefeated
17 Jan 2018 | 14:23
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Very very funny
17 Jan 2018 | 16:53
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Lols yeah bless you!
17 Jan 2018 | 17:21
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Na real midweek
17 Jan 2018 | 17:46
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Hahaha
17 Jan 2018 | 17:57
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Lol
17 Jan 2018 | 18:00
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@itzprince you nor go Kill person
17 Jan 2018 | 18:00
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Very funny...
17 Jan 2018 | 18:01
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this one weak me ooo
17 Jan 2018 | 18:03
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nice one
18 Jan 2018 | 03:53
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Naija no de carry last
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
18 Jan 2018 | 04:26
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9ja! No dey carry last at all
18 Jan 2018 | 10:59
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Naija we no dey carry last
19 Jan 2018 | 15:05
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And dey no fit catch for corner lailai
19 Jan 2018 | 15:06
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