Monkeys Deny Swallowing NSF N70m
The Amalgamated Federation Of Domesticated and Wild
Monkeys has denied involvement in the swallowing of N70m
belonging to the Northern SINators Forum (NSF).
Addressing journalists in Lafia, Nasarawa state, President of
the Federation, Monkesius Adamunius said that after a
thorough investigation of its members, none was found to
have swallows the N70m.
According to him, every member of the Federation has been
taken through and MRI scan to determine if the actually
swallowed such amount without knowledge of the leadership
of the group.
He said after thorough examination no member was found
liable adding that it plans to take up an action for criminal
defamation against those who accused them of such
wrongdoing.
"We are convinced this is the handiwork of our political
enemies and detractors who uncomfortable with the rising
profile of some of our members. We Won't allow it to happen.
We will seek legal redress and bring this era of blaming our
members for swallowing N70m to an end. Everyone knows
that we don't swallow things. We chew them", Adamunius
said.
