[b]During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank
robber shouted to everyone in the bank: "Don't
move. The money belongs to the State. Your life
belongs to you."
Everyone in the bank laid down quietly. This is
called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the
conventional way of thinking.
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the
robber shouted at her: "Please be civilized! This
is a robbery and not a rape!"
This is called "Being Professional” Focus only on
what you are trained to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the
younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older
robber (who has only completed Year 6 in
primary school): "Big brother, let's count how
much we got."
The older robber rebutted and said: "You are
very stupid. There is so much money it will take
us a long time to count. Tonight, the TV news
will tell us how much we robbed from the bank!"
This is called "Experience.” Nowadays,
experience is more important than paper
qualifications!
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told
the bank supervisor to call the police quickly.
But the supervisor said to him: "Wait! Let us
take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves
and add it to the $70 million that we have
previously embezzled from the bank”.
This is called "Swim with the tide.” Converting an
unfavorable situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says: "It will be good if there is a
robbery every month."
This is called "Killing Boredom.” Personal
Happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the TV news reported that $100
million was taken from the bank. The robbers
counted and counted and counted, but they
could only count $20 million. The robbers were
very angry and complained: "We risked our lives
and only took $20 million. The bank manager
took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It
looks like it is better to be educated than to be a
thief!"
This is called "Knowledge is worth as much as
gold!"
The bank manager was smiling and happy
because his losses in the share market are now
covered by this robbery.
This is called "Seizing the opportunity.” Daring to
take risks!
So who are the real robbers here?[/b]
