DOCTORGREAT
Laugh if off
1.Dear guy if you are sitting next to a beautiful girl
in a taxi or bus and she starts smiling at you,
don’t smile back,i repeat don’t smile back until
she pays her taxi fare
2:Someone can not dial a wrong number again
and Wizkid or Davido will pick,it must be an Hausa
man
3:One Gucci pant 25k and you aspect her to sit
and close her legs,no way my sister spread it like
fart (mess)
4:You can never know the real voice of a girl until
she is being chase by a dog
5: I stopped tagging people after she said” stop
tagging me and just face ur 2 likes alone”…Some
people are Just born with natural wickedness
6:That moment you’re listening to a song through
your earphones and singing along with the
musician, thinking u have the most beautiful voice
in the whole world
Only to remove the earphone and realise u sound
like a Frog
Shift le me faint
7:Don’t date girls who close their eyes when they
kiss i mean what are they trying to imagine? How
to kill you in future? Run oo
8:My sister when u sneeze and your boobs don’t
move, you’re a boy
Don’t argue on this It’s in the constitution
9:JAMB Mathematics question will be like;
1.Calculate the surface area of a snake that can
swallow # 36million if it’s diameter is 6m?
2. If the snake is from Edo state, how much will it
swallow?
2b. If the snake is from Ibadan how much will it
swallow?
Chai Comments with ur answers
10:Nobody has the lowest voice than a guy who is
asking a lady for her number in a taxi or bus
11:We need laws that will prohibit restaurants from
putting up pictures of food they cannot prepare.
They should stop misleading the public.
12;Fairly used pythons for sale…They can swallow
a minimum of 25 million from any bank or office –
Agric one available also. Can swallow 100 million,
foreign currency….Even bitcoins
just contact me.
13:am still waiting for the day my pastor will tell
the church to do something crazy for God,I will
show him how crazy I am because I will just carry
the offering box and run
14:it is only in Nigeria that someone will go for a
naming ceremony eat, drink and leave without
knowing the name of the child
14: Females Love Giving You Hints When They
Want Something , ” Bae I Had A Dream You Got
Me A Car ” ,
Better Go Back To Sleep & Drive It
15: Life after being forgiven for cheating is hard…
You can’t even suggest a new sex position
16:Girls who don’t change their DP often are
capable of wearing one pant for 2months.
16:Avoid guyz dat always turn off their cars in
every small traffic, sister u will not get even one
naira from that relationship.
17:introducing your girlfriend to friends..
Americans:wow she is so cute when are you guys
getting married?,
Nigeria:How far?u don nack her
18:fat girls are the most selfish in the world they
will sit with a mini skirt and you will see nothing
19:have you eaten, Nigerians relationship can not
survive without this question
20i taught I have seen it all until I saw one slay
Queen in my street eating eba with hand glove
nobody should hold me o I must faint today
21:imaging that awkward silence when Abraham
and Isaac were walking home after he tried to
sacrifice him..
Abraham,” i love you son”
Isaac”make you no tell me that s--t
22:in Nigeria their is always that generator in every
street that when it goes off neighbours will shout
thank God oo
23: i mistakenly send my Pastor a p--n video ten
minutes later he replied thank you my son you
understand the weather
24:girls name on Facebook
American girl: Adriana Cole
Japanese girl:Natasha jin süng
Nigeria girl: Itz Dah sexy Pweedy Curvy a-s
chocolate slay Queen is a bae Emprezz*
sister are you ok
25:Never allow you husband to pray silently the
idiot might be asking God for a new girlfriend
26:Welcome to Nigeria the only country where
people reduced the volume of the T.V to smell if
something is burning
27:if you don’t know how to laugh better go and
learn which one “kikikikikiki” are you starting a
generator
28:Dating a slim guy is cool but not until you
remove his clothes and discover that he is using
belt to hold his boxer
29:Father: take this 500 naira and don’t tell your
mum..
Akpos:Dad this is unfair mum gave me 1,500 naira
when I caught her with the gate man
Akpos papa fall for ground GBOWWSA
30:you can not use Fainting to play with Muslim’s
before you wake up,Bloom they’ve buried you
31: dear guys if you want to test the power of a
woman try pulling her trouser when she already
know that she is wearing a dirty pant she will fight
until she dies
32:Am I the only person that sing gospel music
when walking in dark road at night
33:the way people make their faces after receiving
holy communion you will think that everybody is a
nice person,,mtcheee
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34:Dating a short girl is really good but not until
you enter bus Dem tell you Oga pls lap your
daughter
35:Nigerian goats will be staring at you as if you
look familiar,you will even start suspecting your
self
36:Some girls will not kill me oo which one is
Happy engagement dear more Rings to your finger
37:if not poverty what else will make a Nigerian
girl to be arguing that Second hand clothes
(Okrika)is better than new one
39:all those people sleeping naked, continue when
rat will give you blow job you will understand
40:you will be the most wicked person on earth
after reading this post and refuse to like and
comment…
Have a pleasant day..
