1. Nigerians don't ever rest. Even after death, they
still work as ancestors, collecting kolanuts, white fowl
and aromatic Schnapps.
2. In Hollywood, you feel people's pulse to know
whether they're dead or alive. In Nollywood, just pick
the hand and drop it.
3. If You Marry A Girl That Can't Cook, Bros Your Case
Dey MR BIGGS"
4. When next you check your boyfriend's texts.
Ignore his chats with girls, and check the ones with
guys. That's where the truth is
5. No matter how expensive your Wrist watch is, as
long as it won't tell you Christ's Second coming, its
as Useless as the "p"in Psycho
6. If you have attended over 100 weddings and you
are still single. Sister, you are no longer different
from a canopy.
7. You don't have to be in UK to be OK, Help comes
from Above not Abroad.
8. Ladies are wicked. They will lay on your chest and
ask, "Honey have you ever cheated on me?" ...then
wait for your heart to beat fast. .
9. A cockroach is afraid of a rat, a rat is afraid of a cat,
cat is afraid of a dog, a dog is afraid of a man, a man
is afraid of his girlfriend, a girlfriend is afraid of a
cockroach. That's life
10. LAST SEEN: Whatsapp- 1Min ago .BBM - 5Mins
ago, Twitter- 2Mins ago . BIBLE - 2002. My dear, the
Devil has soaked your cane in kerosene
11. BBM and Whatsapp have been rated as the 2nd
and 3rd app for chats and gossip, but Women Still
retain the 1st position
12. Wedding ring is the smallest handcuff ever made.
So think deep, choose ur prison mate carefully &
sentence urself wisely to avoid Prison break
13. To those who commit suicide; why are you So
selfish? Why kill yourself when so many people are
looking for who to use for money rituals?
14. As a matter of fact, there's no female angel in the
Bible. So if any guy calls you an angel,na wash ooooo.
Still @Vicoch
