Akpors was given fake money and he went to the police station to make a report.. AKPORS : What kind of Nonsense is this ? POLICE : Hello, Mr Man can we help you ? AKPORS : Can U imagine, in dis country people are just mean and wicked.. POLICE : Mr man, U aren't saying anything. What is the problem ? AKPORS : (still boiling) why are people so unreasonable and wicked in this country ? I wish I wasn't born in this country.. POLICE : (gettinq impatient) listen mr Man, are you ready to tell us your problem or you just want to waste our time ? AKPORS : can you imagine, I was given fake money, fake money yesterday in my shop.. POLICE : So can U recognize the person dat give U the fake money ? AKPORS : How on earth can I do that ? There are hundreds of people who visit and buy goods in my shop everyday POLICE : Ok, where is the Money? AKPORS : I HAVE SPENT IT.......... If U are to be the Police man what will U do ???