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******MTN WAHALA******JOKE*By OSUSTALKS

******MTN WAHALA******JOKE*By OSUSTALKS

By jclash in 29 Jul 2015 | 08:20
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I dey on my own jeje ds mornin oh! na hm MTN
com send me msg say "i hv won 7 free days of
amazing fact sms..."
Since it ws free, i said no prob... So i sat dwn,
hoping to receiv some mind blowing facts.
But it ws so shocked when i started recevn d
facts...
(The first one came in) Do u kn dat Mohammadu
Buhari is d nigeria president?
(Followd by d second one) Do u kn dat we get meat
from animals??
(I opend my mouth in shock, then d third one) Do
u kn dat fishes cant fly???
Then, i lookd at my phon, smiled nd said, ehen! so
una tink say na only una sabi fact abi...
So i startd sendn dem my own too...
Do u kn dat u cant sit dwn nd stand at dsame
time?
Do u kn dat d place u go to buy food stuff is calld
market?
Do u kn dat in 1993 2kids went to a river nd saw a
lot of water?
Do u kn dat wen u luk at d mirror,d persn u see in
it is stil u?
Do u kn dat Orphans dnt hv Father nd Mother?
Do u kn dat scientists hv provd dat Dwarf ar short
pple?
Greetings Coolval's, abeg help me add urs #LOL
29 Jul 2015 | 08:20
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Lmao.....Mehn vhiz is Funny.... Datz MTN 4 you and i must say they really deserved that reply from ya.... . Datz how they fill up my Inbox with so many useless and very stupid text messaqes from them which i hate with passion...
29 Jul 2015 | 08:37
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MTN. Again! . . Do you know dat when u plug a live wire connecting electricity 2 ur ear u wil die?? . . Do you know dat d pope does not marry?? . . Do you know dat when u jump ur legs can't touch d ground??
29 Jul 2015 | 09:08
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Lol do you know that a motorcycle has two tyres. do you know that a place where food is prepared is called a kitchen
29 Jul 2015 | 09:31
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Do you know dat when you jump from a storey building you wud die?
29 Jul 2015 | 09:39
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lol... Do u know i was a baby wen i was born? Do u know that my mom is my mom? Do u know we eat with our mouth?do u know coolval is my husband heheheheh my fact ni....
29 Jul 2015 | 10:00
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Lol...
29 Jul 2015 | 10:37
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do u kn dat pawpaw is a type of fruit. do no kn dat Dame Patience Jonathan is d wife of d former president of Nigeria. Do u kn dat mtn has a lot of unreasonable fact.
29 Jul 2015 | 11:08
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DO YOU KNOW THAT MANGO GROW ON A TREE.DO YOU KNOW THAT I CAN SEE WITH MY TWO EYES
29 Jul 2015 | 17:36
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Do u knw i dnt use MTN......
29 Jul 2015 | 17:45
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Do u knw dat. Jesus is Lord
29 Jul 2015 | 18:08
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Do u knw dat my name is Taiwo nd i'm a twin also? Do u knw dat i normally eat everyday? Do u knw dat i hate una useless messages on my phone everyday? @mtn
29 Jul 2015 | 18:35
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lolzzzz, omg! U guys are rily funny, ok let me add mine, do u knw dat whr we sleep is called bed, do u knw dat a baby will crawl b4 he walks
29 Jul 2015 | 19:11
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Lolzzz, i must nt b left out. Do u knw d@ obama is an african? Do u knw d@ i am a Nigerian? Do u knw d@ 2day is wednesday? Do u knw d@ i love all of you coolvallers. #cheers
29 Jul 2015 | 20:03
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Do u knw dat where u get d best stories, gists and hangout with d best peeps only is coolval22.com. Do u knw dat Nigeria is a country. Do u knw dat MTN are bunch of sycophants. NOW YOU DO, RIGHT.
30 Jul 2015 | 01:01
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do u no dat okada no get reverse, do u no dat wizkid is a Nigerian musician, do u no dat MTN logo na yello
30 Jul 2015 | 01:12
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Do you know that you are human being?
30 Jul 2015 | 03:43
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Hmmmm, do u knw dat i smiled wen i read ur post..? furthermore do u knw dat am a coolvaler..? dos are facts.. nyc one
30 Jul 2015 | 04:07
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Mtn and there boring facts lolx
30 Jul 2015 | 04:54
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Do u no dat obi is a boy Do u no dat light in 9ja is epileptic Do u no dat d real definition of wahala is wen u slap army man Do u no dat Christians go to church Do u no dat mtn staffs ar crazy Finally do u no dat simbi is nw a mother of two
30 Jul 2015 | 05:28
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Do u know u can never cry and laugh at the same time? Amazing fact do you know you can only get pregnant through sex? Do u know you hair and fingernail can never decay? Do you know coolval is an interesting place to be? Do you know coolvallers are the most funny people on net?
30 Jul 2015 | 07:08
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Lol do u kw we use mouth in eatin
30 Jul 2015 | 07:23
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Did yu know that a sick person go to the hospital LOLZ Mtn yu no get work at all 38msg per day for watin
30 Jul 2015 | 09:38
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Did u knw dat wen u eat, d food goes t d stomach Did u knw dat u don't nid t cook paw paw b4 u eat it? Did u knw dat ur fada is a man Mtcheewwww stupid set of ntwrk provider.
30 Jul 2015 | 11:05
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Do u knw d@ we normally sleep in d night. . . Do u knw d@ my dad is a man n my mom is a woman. . . Do u knw d@ ppl use phone to call . . Do u knw d@ car,airplane,ship,bi,moto,tri;cycle are all use as a means of transport. . . Do u knw d@ we use money 2 buy things. . . Oya add urs...?? *sweating*
30 Jul 2015 | 11:18
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Hahahahahahahahaha....... Coolvalers una no go take laf kill me...... I wunt b lefft out sha, make I kukuma add ma own...... Do u knw dat u sing wif ua mouth nd nt wif ua anus.....? Do u also knw dat u reap wat u sow...... Do u also knw dat a stitch n tym saves nine.....? Do u also knw dat God created heaven nd Earth nd all d living nd none living tnz in it...... I dnt fink u knw, bt u'll knw iv u've cum dis far.......yeye ppl @mtn peepz
30 Jul 2015 | 15:43
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Lolxx
31 Jul 2015 | 15:56
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very funny
19 Jun 2016 | 19:37
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!
20 Jun 2016 | 15:19
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