Mugabe Orders The Arrest Of All
Zimbabwean Olympic Team For Poor
Performance In Rio..
Zimbabwean President, Robert Mugabe has instructed
the Commissioner General of Zimbabwe Police Republic,
Augustine Chihuri to arrest and detain the whole
Zimbabwean Olympic Team members immediately they
arrive at the Harare International Airport on Tuesday,
August 23.
Zimbabwe which is one of the countries in the Olympics
without a medal presented a team of 31 athletes. The
closest any of the athletes came to win a contest was at
the 8th position.
Mr. Mugabe who is incensed with the team’s
performance told the Police Chief to arrest all the team
members and detain them.
“We have wasted the country’s money on these rats we
call athletes. If you are not ready to sacrifice and win
even copper or brass medals (referring the 4th and 5th
positions) as our neighbors Botswana did, then why do
you go to waste our money” he said.
If we needed people to just go to Brazil to sing our
national anthem and hoist our flag, we would have sent
some of the beautiful girls and handsome guys from
University of Zimbabwe to represent us.
He added that, the money invested in the team to
represent the country could have been used to provide
amenities and build schools.
“This situation is like an impotent man who is married to
5 women, what is the essence? I will make sure we share
the cost across board for all of them to pay back to
government chest even if it take 10 years recoup, now it
turns out to be a soft loan we have given them to go and
visit Brazil as tourist, they are useless ‘he concluded.
**This man dey vex oo**
