Mom visits her son for dinner
who lives with a girl roommate.
During the course of the meal, his
mother couldn't help but notice how pretty his
roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two,
and this had only made her more
curious....
Over the course of the evening,
while watching the two interact, she started to
wonder if there was more between him and his roommate than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, he
volunteered, “I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you,we are just
roommates."
About a week later, his roommate came to him saying,
“Ever since your mother came to
dinner, I've been unable to find
the silver plate. You don't suppose
she took it, do you?"
He said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure."
He sat down and wrote to his mum :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you ‘did' take
the silver plate from my house, I'm
not saying that you ‘did not' take the silver plate But the fact remains that it has been
missing
ever since you were here for
dinner.
Love,
your son. Several days later, he received an
email from his Mother which read:
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you ‘do' sleep
with your roommate, and I'm not
saying that you ‘do not' sleep with her. But the fact remains that if
she was sleeping in her OWN bed,
she would have found the silver
plate by now,
under the pillow…
Love, Mom.
Happy Sunday
