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My advenutures away from home

My advenutures away from home

By jed in 22 Oct 2015 | 10:26
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Hello everyone av been a ghost reader but av decided to come out physically now. Just stay tuned... You will love it
22 Oct 2015 | 10:26
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22 Oct 2015 | 10:45
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U're welcom 2 d family...I hop It wil b enjoyable as u claim...my fingers r cros,let't go thereeeeee
22 Oct 2015 | 10:58
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CAVEAT: This story is solely the property of jedng.blogspot.com. By no means should it be reproduced in part or in whole without the author's approval via [email protected]. As I made my way to my Uncle's car, the realization suddenly dawned on me. This was not a joke, it was pure reality... I was going to live outside my family for the first time in my five thousand, one hundred and ten days on Earth *365 times 14...olodo*. My eldest sister, Sarah had gone to put my bags and luggages inside the booth of my Uncle's car upon his arrival early in the morning. She made sure everything I was to travel with was put in place and packaged for me*chai sweet sis*. Surely everyone was gloomy, no one dared smile- I was going away to another life completely and only God knows when I would return. I hugged each of my siblings one more time and on getting to Sarah she looked at me as she managed to smile and said "you better not be mischievous there because I know what you can do", "yes big sis", I replied mockingly with a salute. "Just take care of yourself", she finally said as she hugged me. I left her and went to my mum who opened her arms and hugged me as if I was a baby. Anyway, I wished the hug would last forever as none of us was willing to let go. "I will miss you mama" I painfully told her. "I will miss you too Obim" *Igbo language for my heart* she replied amidst tears. She then looked at me in the eyes and told me to be a good boy and not cause trouble before hugging me again. I had heard that a million times since the day I was told that I would travel so it just entered one ear and came out from the other ear immediately. My uncle had to practically separate us asking us if we wanted to break the record of longest hug by a mother and son thereby causing all of us to burst into laughter except my little sister, Susan who had wandered off chasing a butterfly she saw. She seemed less concerned with my departure as a little girl that she was and by the way, she just started walking. My immediate elder sister, Stephanie on noticing that Susan was no longer there with us had to chase her and carry her back and by that time I was already seated in the car. I bade them goodbye promising to contact them once I reached Port Harcourt. As my uncle drove out of the compound, my family followed behind and they didnt stop waving me goodbye till the car was out of their sight. Certainly I will miss my family but I was going on what I tagged as an adventure and I promised myself that I must enjoy my stay away from home so stay tuned, grab a packet of popcorn and zobo as I narrate my adventure away from home.
22 Oct 2015 | 11:02
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9ice starting oooooooo
22 Oct 2015 | 11:35
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Nice starting. Thanks 4 d iv @jed
22 Oct 2015 | 11:53
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Before I tell you about my adventures, let me tell you about myself, my family and why I had to leave home.My name is Samuel, my mum calls me Obim, but you can call me Samo. I come from a certain village in Abia State... In case you are wondering where Abia State is, it is in Nigeria... In case you are wondering where Nigeria is, it is in Africa... In case you are wondering where Africa is, it is in Earth... In case you are wondering where Earth is, it is in... *sorry that thing I drank yesterday is still affecting me small**laughing*. Anyway, just google about a village in Abia State where majority of the leaders of the state are from, that's where I come from. In my village we are very united. There is this kind of bond between everybody. My village is not that villagish in nature *is there any word like villagish sef???* My village is a combination of city and village life with both at equal proportions, so don't be surprised to be walking on a track road browsing with a free nearby wifi network only to see a deer with its baby running across the road to the nearest bush. Coming down to my family, we were 7 in total- Dad, Mum, 4 siblings and my humble self. I had three elder sisters and one junior sister but I was the third born*figure it out*. Let me help you out-My eldest sister is Stephanie, the second born are unidentical twins named Sonia and Sofia, my humble self Samuel or rather Samo*I will tell you how I got the nickname* then my last sister, Susan. All my sisters are very beautiful*don't be jealous, its not my fault*. I can even give you their phone numbers but nobody will tell you to run away when they invite you to the house and mum sits you down and give you a 3-hour lecture on the need to be focused in life and not be a boyfriend. T.B.C
22 Oct 2015 | 13:36
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thanks @jed, @kingson1 et @pizzaro. waiting
22 Oct 2015 | 18:35
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Thanks @jed nice story u gat here
23 Oct 2015 | 03:58
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Episode 2 As a family, we were comfortable and contented with what we had. I won't classify our standard of living then as high but at least dad could afford us a comfortable life with mum supporting with her petty shop and we had almost everything we wanted. My parents made sure we were brought up in good Christian morals without compromise and they also swore to train us till any level of education possible despite the fact that both of them stopped at secondary school level. According to mum, when she had my three elder sisters, she was treated like an outcast by my father's people because she could not give birth to a son*she did not catch the right balls in the matches with dad**laughing*. So, when I came*the main meaning of came o* it was like I had opened the door of blessings for her, so she called me Obim meaning my heart. So I was treated like a king, no one dare touch me. I remember when I stole my sister, Stephanie's meat and made her run round the house because of the meat. My mum told her to leave the meat for me which she reluctantly did. The next day, my mum shaved my hair; skin cut because it had been long I barbed it and the only barber that was in our village then had travelled out of the village. I never knew that my sister was targeting my head as a payment for her meat. The two slaps I received later in the day on my head made my soul run out of my body and later come back after 3 seconds like in tom and jerry. I saw three stars turning around in front of me and I think I heard jingle bells too. The slap was loud enough to make my mum rum to us as if she was being pursued. She descended on Stephanie asking her if she wanted to kill her only son. Anyway, even though we later settled as siblings do, I have always been mindful of Stephanie except for occasional mischievousness even though I knew mum will always be on my side if anything happens. Furthermore, if you notice, all our names starts with the letter S. Although we had Igbo names, my Parents decided to give us English names starting with S because coincidentally, their names started with S: Solomon and Sarah. Also they didnt want us to be limited to the village hence the English names, so instead of the popular Igbo names which was been used in the village, my parents decided to be calling us by our English names except Obim which my mum prefers to call me. Everything went on well with the family for years until one day... T.B.C
23 Oct 2015 | 04:29
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deez story make brain ooo....wait o all dees married guys never come oo....@pizzaro @frankkay @kingson1 @ibrams @skookum $ d ladies @softie @sofia @ritagold @jenifer & oda cool val couples @jesus-boy tell are you married ??
23 Oct 2015 | 06:24
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@Roes, thank u for the iv @jed, nice story u gat here, keep it going
23 Oct 2015 | 08:41
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Wow....am so qonna enjoy vhiz story...u're jex makinq me laff out loud... Next please....
23 Oct 2015 | 09:21
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@Anitcham et @Jeddy Thankz 4 the I.v am qrateful... . . @Roes am not married ooo...before you spoil map qimme...am friendz with everyone jare... Thank u veri much 4 the I.v...
23 Oct 2015 | 09:24
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Another story here . V.I.P's List... @Tenniebenson @Khola46 @Wiseman @Ibrams @Pizzaro @Swtharyomi @Wyse-one @Eddy @Delight @Pweety @Mray @Jummybabe @Babe4biola @Sofia @Ritagold @Kuks @Originalannchilexdel @Fridex @Frank @Frankkay @Simzy @Pheranmmie041 @Temmyjoy @Chriswayne @Evanz @Itzshaxee @Mecuze @Skookum @Kingson1 @Donmikie @Kingsbest @T-Dak @Charlywizzy @Charliebryn @Hardeywummy @Japhola @Konphido @Emmyrexx @Adura @Tholartee @Nextangel @Blessedgirl @Ebube @Jenifa @Jclash @Taiwo @Chomyline @Lawman @Tinagabe @Christiana @Itmrabzeez @Johnoscar @Precy @Timmy @Dabcy @Ikeholuwa1 @Besty @Starlet @Okklad @Angeleniola @Ewomazeal @Mizleemah @Blessfelicity222 @Anitcham @Stephanie @Lollybabe1 @Dahcutebae @Rhennyjay @Geeadore @Tiffany1 @Tonia @Hameyeenat @Inemlove @Promzy @Mohjisolah @Jencute @Jenny @Doublewealth @John451 @Kniphemi @Vibratingwind @Emmanesth @Horpheyehmy @Valking1 @Pweety @Kpumpy @Justify @Maurice @Jummy @Thankmic @Christopher @Anita @Phinebraim @Kedike @Kemkit @Gracy @Olami @Promise @Sylvia @Bsam @Portable @Steph @Olaking3 @Harddy @Blakstudd @Prince @Mhzzrblayse @Azeeco @Temmymofrosh @Sandra @Sandy @Kaysmart22 @Cherryserah @Sexynikky1994 @Youngestprince @Davick @Semilore @Oyindamola @Dhemilade1 @Mature @Pearl @Roes @Franklin @Kolababs @Hollar @Smilie @Borwerleh @Iksqueency @Loveth @Funmilayo1 @Okklad @Nizzy @Flames @Vict-Vames @Peace @Sirp081 @Kristen @Kingsengine @Aaron @Tony @Ruth @Romancelord @Itzshaxee @Olamy4fun @Abrahamdking @Flamerouz @Crusher @Stanny39 @John @Softtouch @Onahsunday631 @Jeddy @Sonshine @Sirgentle @Vizkid @Hoelhay @Pharm-vickymears @Teesolid @Everybody show ooh
23 Oct 2015 | 09:28
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Episode 3 I was playing football in the village field with my friends...the usual "monkey post". I was showing my skills and talents with the ball as my friends were hailing and shouting my nickname Samo! Samo!... Now this is how I got my nickname: I had come back from one of my playing sessions one afternoon and I was very hungry. I went to the kitchen and saw my mum pouring something whitish out of a packet into the pot on the stove. I approached her and asked her what it was and she said it was semovita. She explained to me that her brother who just came back to the village from where he lives outside the village had brought it for her while I was away playing. I suddenly became excited as I had not eating semovita before because the usual used to be either garri, loi-loi or pounded yam. I even got more excited on seeing stacks of the semovita near the cupboard. I started jumping round the compound shouting "I will eat SAMOVITA today, I will eat SAMOVITA today". Now my mum had said SEMOVITA but I heard SAMOVITA. I temporarily forgot my hunger and dashed to my best friend, Eze's house and started telling him about the "samovita" I had not even eaten yet. Trust village children now, he followed me to my house to see this "samovita" that was making me so elated. Anyway, he saw it and ended up reducing my own share by half thanks to my mum's sweet egusi soup. Although my mum tried in vain to correct me saying its name was semovita and not samovita, I couldn't change the samovita that kept coming out of my mouth anytime I wanted to say semovita. Well from that day, my nickname became Samovita and my siblings only helped to shorten it to Samo since it somehow matched my name, Samuel. What I don't know till today is how almost all the village came to know about the name. However, I don't mind if I am called Samo as far as you will add some phonee o. Back to the main story, as I was showing my skills with the ball and my friends hailing me, I scored a controversial goal. The keeper of the other team had held the ball but spilled it when a shot was directed at him. I immediately pounced on the ball and shot it into an empty net. As I and my team screamed and shouted for joy because of the goal, the other team refused to acknowledge it as a goal. This generated arguments as each group was trying to out speak the other. I quietly withdrew as I saw the owner of the ball who was in the other team pick up his ball. I knew what that meant because section 101 of the monkey post constitution states that if the owner of the ball picks up the ball because the other team don't agree with him, then the match is over. As I was seated where I was waiting for whatever will be the outcome of the argument, I suddenly saw my sister Sonia crying and running like a mad girl towards me. T.B.C
23 Oct 2015 | 09:43
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Tanx so much 4 d I.V @pizzaro
23 Oct 2015 | 09:58
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Atlast it's finery here @Pizzaro Thanks man 4 d mention
23 Oct 2015 | 10:01
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Tanx my main bros @pizzaro 4 d iv,i don show,so ride on,what happen to u sister na?
23 Oct 2015 | 10:13
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Next
23 Oct 2015 | 10:51
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Leh the story flow as my Guyz dem don the land...U're all welcome on board quyz...
23 Oct 2015 | 10:53
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@Roes d grammarian I see u ooo @pizzaro na salutin TNX ooo
23 Oct 2015 | 10:56
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@pizzaro tankz 4 d i.v . @rose me neva marry oh! U want make @sofia leave me
23 Oct 2015 | 11:16
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Bt dis guy don post dis story so were b4 nw
23 Oct 2015 | 11:17
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Bt dis guy don start dis story so were b4 nw, y u cum open new page nw
23 Oct 2015 | 11:31
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@pizzaro my guy thanks 4 the iv these story go dey intresting
23 Oct 2015 | 11:39
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@pizzaro u too much jawe no worry with this that u've done I go gve you @skookum babe and which kind map she wan spoil is it nigeria's map or the map you don plan for all those babes
23 Oct 2015 | 11:42
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@pizzaro tanx for d iv ... ride on jawe
23 Oct 2015 | 11:50
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@pizzaro, tnx bro 4 d invite!
23 Oct 2015 | 12:12
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@kingson1 he did nt post it in de right place dats y he has to reopen it .... @pizzaro i dey troway salute
23 Oct 2015 | 12:58
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Tnk u o @pizzaro u r always d best
23 Oct 2015 | 13:55
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@pizzaro I trowey yu 5 gbosa Me don land ooo Make people dey troop in oo
23 Oct 2015 | 13:56
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@Omoyemmy Where are you cos itz happeninq.... . . Welcome bozz @Vizkid
23 Oct 2015 | 13:58
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Vizkid I tot Dem never discharged u frm hospital hurrr
23 Oct 2015 | 14:26
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@Vizkid I tot Dem never discharged u frm hospital hurrr
23 Oct 2015 | 14:27
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Adventure indeed!! Many guys just love adventure dis days!! @pharm-vickymears, wify where are you? @teesolid, @youngad, @henry-sanctus, show face cuz ma oga on top @pizzaro don do am again. Him don land me here
24 Oct 2015 | 03:07
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Sorry guys network has been very bad since yesterday...it was hard connecting to the internet but am still trying
24 Oct 2015 | 03:26
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Episode 4 "Samuel, Samuel", she shouted as she was running towards me. I started walking fast towards her direction because with the way she was running, I knew something was definitely amiss. When I caught up with her she was out of breath, she couldn't speak up at first as I tried finding out what was wrong. By this time, the argument in the field had automatically stopped as everyone started coming to our direction to see what was going on. Sonia started crying as she finally managed to catch her breathe. "Papa is dying, papa is dying", she hysterically said. On hearing that mehn, i entered flash mode. I ran all the way to the house, something that on a normal day would have been impossible to do but surprisingly, I didnt feel an iota of weakness as I ran to the house, infact, I didnt even bother to know if sonia was still following me or not. On getting to the entrance of the compound, I noticed that the compound was full and everybody was looking sad. Some people were talking in groups with low voices while some others just stared into space with sad faces. My instincts immediately told me that whatever had happened to Papa was very serious. I ignored them and went straight to the house only to see my mother rolling on the floor and crying loudly as some women tried to console her. I quickly scanned the area for my other sisters and found them sobbing, even my little sister Susan had a sad face. I quickly entered the room only to see my father covered up on the bed. Hmmm, no one can describe how I felt as I quickly broke down in tears and the last thing I remember was that I screamed before passing out. When I came around, I found myself surrounded by men and women who were trying desperately to revive me. Some were fanning me while some others were pouring water on me. It was days later that Sofia told me that one of the men wanted to do mouth to mouth respiration for me...thank God I woke up on time if not you may have not been reading this by now. Well the deed was already done...dad was dead and there was nothing we could do other than to cry for him. It was a hit and run on our scanty village road which was still getting used to cars as at that time, obviously the person that hit him was not from our village, so before dad got help he had already lost much blood and when he finally got help, instead of the good samaritan to take him to the local doctor, he brought him straight to our house with blood dropping on the way. Before one of the local doctors could come, dad had already died due to loss of blood. When I heard the details, I was really angry and sad too but there was nothing I could do. Dad's death was a big blow on us all as he was the bread winner of the house. Mum's shop could only afford us a little. Although we received money, gifts and other stuffs from people, it couldn't sustain us for long. So three months after the burial, dad's elder brother, Uncle Uche came and discussed with my mum for me to go with him to Port Harcourt where he lived with his family to relive the stress on her and to also afford me the opportunity to complete my education. My mum, after discussing it with us decided that I should go since I am a boy, she made up her mind to bring up the girls herself. So after much advise, cries and discussions, I finally left the village after telling my best friend, Eze and my other friends and they wished me well and bade me goodbye. Now the adventure begins... Note:I was 13 years when I left, Stephanie was 16 almost 17, Sonia and Sofia 15, while Susan was 1. TBC
24 Oct 2015 | 03:42
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Eyaa,am sory 4 d lost mr samo
24 Oct 2015 | 04:38
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@skookum grammer continues. @kingson1 am ROES nt ROSE please take note
24 Oct 2015 | 06:00
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@pizzaro, thanks for thee invite and the VIP corner looks cool..... @jed my popcorn and zobo dey kampe...... @Nextangel an right beside you ma love
24 Oct 2015 | 06:52
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Tnx @pizzaro
24 Oct 2015 | 15:58
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Sorry 4 dey loss Samo...i pray u don't loose ya focus when u qet to P.H... @Pharm-vickymears nd @Sirgentle U're both welcome on board...
24 Oct 2015 | 16:27
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Oh! sowie for the loss. Cheer and gear up to see what the future holds for ya. @Jed, oyah continue it interested me
24 Oct 2015 | 16:28
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Hey guys I noticed some mistakes in some namings in episode 1... I hope u guys were able to get the right names in other episodes???? Its not easy to type... Will update maybe tomorrow, if I have the chance
24 Oct 2015 | 17:26
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Fridex was 19, ryt?
25 Oct 2015 | 00:59
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Hmmm clear my tr**h...
25 Oct 2015 | 02:30
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@pizzaro I also sit you jawe BOSS boss @skookum u shuld knw nah I no go carry last
25 Oct 2015 | 03:39
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I even made mistakes in the prologue sef...na wa o...anyway i think u guys are able to understand... I am trying to be accurate...
25 Oct 2015 | 12:07
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For episode 4 click Here <br /> Episode 5 Throughout the journey to Port Harcourt, I was lost in thought. I was wondering how mum will cope with my sisters. Even at a very young age then, I knew that life was not going to be easy. I was also worried about how I would live my life outside them because I had never stayed away from my family before for even one day. That was how my mind ran wide until we reached the entrance to Rivers State where they wrote welcome to Rivers State, it was then my uncle who had been silent like me eventually spoke up, "we have reached Rivers State", he announced *as if I had not seen the sign post...abi they put it there for fancy???*, I just muttered an okay for him. As we drove on, he showed me some landmarks and my response was always brief. When we reached uncle Uche's compound, a girl came out and opened the gate after he horned several times. As Uncle Uche drove in, I started firing, casting and binding inside me because the girl I was seeing didnt look like someone that would welcome me as I sensed she must be my Uncle's daughter. Also, she carried this air of arrogance as she walked. After locking the gate, she quickly came to hug my uncle and by this time, I was already out of the car and was getting my luggages from the booth. My uncle called me over to where he stood with the girl and introduced her to me his daughter, Ada, and he immediately went inside his house. I then extended my hand to shake her as my village teacher had taught us to greet people we meet newly but instead of shaking me, if you see the way she eyed me from head to toe eh, nobody told me to hide my hand, but then my brain quickly edited to adventure mode; ADVENTURE MODE ACTIVATED....rule 1...don't loose out when on an adventure... As she was eyeing me up, I immediately started eyeing her back*no be me go carry last*. We stayed there eyeing each other like too weaponless enemies that accidentally met each other. In my mind what was going on was that if she wanted to show me how city girls behave, then I will show her how adventurous village boys behave since she did not want to stop. She had to give up when her mother came out shouting "Ada where is the boy your father came back with". I wondered if my Uncle had not told her my name because with the way she said "the boy", I knew I had a long way ahead. I respectfully greeted her on sighting her at the entrance to the house as I made to go inside with my luggage. The next thing I heard almost made me loose balance, "Ada go and show him his room, let him go and drop those bags and come and wash this car. I had to clean my ear to be sure I heard well because I just came back and the first thing to do is to wash car which I had never done before, without even resting??? "Port Harcourt, here I come" was what came out of my mouth. TBC
25 Oct 2015 | 12:17
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They don't even allow u to have a short rest. Adventure indeed! @jed, nice work jor
25 Oct 2015 | 16:39
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tanx. @pizzaro. nice story
25 Oct 2015 | 18:28
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lol
25 Oct 2015 | 19:03
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Okkk we following....... Buy man y d inconsistent update now,update somtin regularly make enjoy d tin
26 Oct 2015 | 01:19
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I do understand your pain bro . This similar incident happened to me few months back,,,, life is life!! . Carry on bro . . I still remain your boy . . JESUS-BOY JNR . . DE . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!
26 Oct 2015 | 05:52
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Shuooo!!! Nah so dem wan take show u as City dey?? Guy u don finish be dat jor...
26 Oct 2015 | 07:12
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Hey dud! Hw u qo lost balance wen u jst dey arrive @port. No dull muvemnt o, Abeq, show dem dt beinq in city doesn't mean dt dey knw it all.....lol... U neva evn drink water drop cup finish dem don dey ill-treat u lik trash. All dem dis city boo watin dem take villa peeps 4 self?
28 Oct 2015 | 11:34
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@jedd u nvr wash d car finish.. Shuo
29 Oct 2015 | 04:26
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Sorry guys for the delay in posting...av got something stopping me from posting...by God's grace i will be able to post from Monday pleassssseee bear with me
29 Oct 2015 | 17:38
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Okk! Me, I qo bear bt dnt knw4 odaz o, Lolz.....
29 Oct 2015 | 20:43
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@Jeddy u dey fall my hand jare...
30 Oct 2015 | 09:59
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Episode 6 Uncle Uche's family was a small one, just him, his wife and Ada, his daughter. When Uncle Uche wanted to marry his wife, she was not accepted in the family due to her character. Although she was beautiful, she lacked good manners and this made almost everyone in the family to dislike her. My dad for example, was very much against their marriage nevertheless, they still got married and could only give birth to Ada. For the fact that she was not in good terms with my dad, I guess she must have had a hard time trying to convince my uncle not to bring me to stay with them, so since she could not prevail over him, she decided to vent her anger for my dad on me. I was practically a slave boy under the disguise of staying with my uncle. Mrs Uche made me do works that even in the village I wouldn't have thought of doing. I was even washing her clothes most times. Ada their daughter who was a few months younger than me was not even helping matters. She was behaving way older than our age. Anytime she was not in school, in the house, in church or on an outing with her parents then she was in the neighbourhood flirting with boys. Most times, I used to wonder if she was allergic to females because most of the time she was with one guy or the other. She even had the guts to send me on errands most times*chai*. All these were done in my uncle's absence as he was always not around. He was always travelling for business and was in the house few times. One day, when no body was in the house, I decided to stroll. Normally, afternoons from Mondays to Fridays were free times for me because I normally try to finish all my work on time as my Uncle won't be around, his wife at work and Ada in school. So anytime I am able to finish the ever present work for the day and none of them comes back yet, I have the whole house to myself of which most times I would end up sleeping. So that day, I had finished all the work I had to do and I decided to stroll for the first time. I locked the house and was about leaving the compound when I spotted what looked like Mrs Uche's car approaching the compound. It wasn't yet time for her to return so I was surprised and had to turn to sonic because if she sees me outside the house she would kill me. I quickly dashed into the house, arranged myself and waited for her to horn for me to come and open the gate. I waited for like ten minutes yet no horn I then concluded that she was not the one whose car I had seen. I locked the door again, opened the gate to go outside...lo and behold, there she was, standing by her car, talking to a certain woman, a guy was seated at the front seat pressing his phone. At that moment, all three pair of eyes turned in my direction*chai ah yaf die today* TBC
2 Nov 2015 | 03:14
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Lol,be a man jare,she no fit do anytin
2 Nov 2015 | 08:29
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See, don't be afraid for today cos am around
2 Nov 2015 | 14:20
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Tankz @Pizzaro I almst 4got d story ehh!.......................@Jed nic story roll on
3 Nov 2015 | 11:18
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Episode 7 "Where are you going Samuel?" Mrs Uche asked as she slowly approached me.I automatically turned to a stammerer, I am going to... no I went... i wanted...*tawararara* the slap really entered...sorry it touched, infact it felt. I instantly regretted the moment the thought of strolling came into my head. The guy in the car quickly came down and held her from giving me the second dose of the slap and I thought I didnt hear well when he said to her quietly, "baby, its okay now, do you want to kill him? Remember, he is still a small o. Instantly, half of the 'inspiration' i received disappeared on hearing that...sorry, only a quarter disappeared because the 'inspiration' was a strong one...*baby ke, which time did Mrs Uche turn to baby*. "Common will you go and open the gate before I give you another slap", Mrs Uche shouted, her loud voice dragging me back from my brief thinking. The other woman by this time had gone as there was nothing she could contribute for or against the motion. I quickly went back into the compound and made to open the big gate for her to drive in when I remembered that the main house was locked. I quickly dashed to the house, unlocked it and came back to open the gate of which she drove in with the guy. Immediately she came out of the car, she called me to her side and roughly held my ear while asking me where I was going. I truthfully told her that I wanted to stroll for a while. One thing I learnt from my parents was to tell the truth at all times and I was not going to lower that standard because of anyone talk more of Mrs Uche. After replying her, she sternly warned me not to leave the house again except for a good reason *strolling no be good reason??? Shuooo*. I replied her in the affirmative before the three of us entered the house. As we entered the house, Mrs Uche who had been fuming since suddenly started smiling and giggling as the guy held her by the waist. I felt he was a close visitor or friend and so shouldn't disturb them. As I made my way to my room, I heard the guy calling me, "hey young man, come"*for where... my name no be young man*. I continued going, pretending like I didnt hear him. "Samuel, didn't you hear your name?" Mrs Uche shouted *na wa o, which day did my name turn to young man*. I instantly turned to meet them as I told them I didnt hear my name*abi did I hear my name???*. Mrs Uche made to say something but the guy held her and continued, "I want to send you on an errand but before that let your aunty introduce me to you. Mrs Uche started, "this is my cousin Mr John, he came to visit me for some hours. I don't want you to tell your uncle or Ada that he came because I want to surprise them. Meanwhile, take the money from him and go to the end of the street, take left, follow the short cut on the right, take another right turn after 3 houses, you will see a shop at the end of that street, tell the woman to give you maggi, one packet, then you can stroll from there to wherever you want, but don't stay more than three hours*hmm, maggi for 3 hours...which kind of food do they want to cook???* something must be up... TBC
3 Nov 2015 | 19:16
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Maggi kwa,wetin she wan kuk.Women wit bad attitute r always unfaithful......................................... Shai! She get gut o.If to say na me b samo I 4 cal my uncle shap shap as revange
4 Nov 2015 | 09:38
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Lolxx.... Oboy the distance na die...Mrs Uche and her so-called cousin must be upto somethinq... . Mr.Writer u jex dey fall my hand...
4 Nov 2015 | 12:35
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For all those wondering why I post late sometimes...here is the reason. Firstly, I don't know what I did to my village people...I blog and post with my phone. I have tried typing episode 8 several times only for the phone to off or say application error. Imagine the frustration and anger and discouragement I feel after typing a story or post especially stories that are lengthy remaining to publish it only for my phone to off or say application error. Also I mistakenly deleted some posts from my blog jedng.blogspot.com and blogger doesn't support undoing deleted post and I have to start looking for how to repost. Infact I think I need to visit the village and check out the cause of all these *laughing*...all that I am saying is that I need laptop of 100k bcos i still dey use java phone dey blog... I will pay u back when I bcom cbn governor or when buhari naturalizes as a biafran... I will try to sort out myself soon sha...love you all...girls only...guys @pizzaro and co go and die...sorry one one knocku for each of u*smiling*
4 Nov 2015 | 13:24
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Hmmm sweet story nice one @jed thanx for iv @pizzaro . . . . . . . . . . so u dont love boys only gals? wetin man go do?
4 Nov 2015 | 17:10
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@Sampson next pls
4 Nov 2015 | 17:12
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@Sampson I perfectly understand what u mean and i can assure you Mrs.Uche will buy ya a Laptop...so jex be a qood boy and continue runninq ya 30km maqqi search when ever her cousin is around...ok??.... I dodqe the knock jare...
4 Nov 2015 | 17:48
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@Sampson dnt worri jst manage n complt dis stori cuz ur award(Legtop) awaits u...
4 Nov 2015 | 18:00
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chae c distance kwa....lwkmd u wan qo buy maggi...i go jjes buy am 4 street come ouze sharp sharp qo hide dey watch with my camera 360 active....@pizzaro tnks 4 d iv..i tey come cos hold up dey road 2much stories here nd dia
5 Nov 2015 | 01:58
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chae c distance kwa....lwkmd u wan qo buy maggi...i go jes buy am 4 street come ouze sharp sharp qo hide dey watch with my camera 360 active....@pizzaro tnks 4 d iv..i tey come cos hold up dey road 2much stories here nd dia
5 Nov 2015 | 01:59
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Okk oooo even him be say I don dey look 4 d story 4 some days back.. .. .. .. .. .. I beg y dnt dey enrol u to sku,I thought d@ d reason y ur uncle brought u frm village
5 Nov 2015 | 03:32
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Hmmm as nobody invite me I don come by my self. Nice story let it flow.
5 Nov 2015 | 06:45
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Anoda story have forgotten did also
5 Nov 2015 | 07:20
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Nawa 4 dat woman o
5 Nov 2015 | 07:57
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@jed abeg com n update
5 Nov 2015 | 08:11
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I don forgtet dis tory sef well @samson com tell us hw ur maggi trip went naw
5 Nov 2015 | 08:31
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So what now happen when u are out to buy maggi @Jeddy
5 Nov 2015 | 10:48
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Anh anh!weytin dey hold u 4rm updatin til nw.Abeg com update
5 Nov 2015 | 14:32
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Episode 8 I collected the money and went out.*N1000 just for one packet of maggi* As I was going out I noticed that they were almost tearing at themselves. Immediately, adventure mode kicked in...Adventure mode... Rule 2...be always careful, search for details, there may be some secret lurking around. I smelt a rat in what had been going on all this while, a part of me didnt want to believe that Mr John was her cousin... I had to find out...and fast. As I closed the door, I waited behind with my ears to the door incase I could hear anything. I heard footsteps coming towards the door, so I quickly started walking away fast to the gate because I sensed that one of them was coming to check if I had gone. As I reached the gate, I saw Mr John's head as he opened the door, looked at my direction briefly and then went back inside. I smiled knowing that something must be underway in the house and I had to confirm if what I was thinking was true. I opened the gate and went out of the compound but left the gate slightly open, open enough to contain my body without opening it any further. I waited a little while outside the gate then......time to execute my plan. I passed through the slightly opened gate, tiptoed quietly to the door and waited. Then....I opened the door and barged into the house with a confused innocent look I had plastered on my face. Mehn, see arrangement and re-arrangement. Mrs Uche who had been sitting on Mr John's laps, on seeing me, entered confusion mode together with Mr John. She went to the opposite sofa, came back to the sofa she was sitting on, re-arranged her clothes, put sofa pillow on her leg...*see confusion*. Mr John was not left out, he started sweating profusely and also started forming serious talk with Mrs Uche.*I laff die inside me as I tried very hard not to laugh out*. After forming seriousness for a while, Mrs Uche looked at me and asked me with a stern voice, "what are you doing here? Have you bought the maggi?" I answered her calmly though still trying hard not to laugh out, "No, it's just that I have forgotten the direction you said, please say it again. "So you want to tell me that you did not hear all what I was saying? Eh, you this boy...bla bla bla", Mrs Uche barked angrily. I just waited patiently for her to finish at least it would waste the time she would have used in doing whatever she wanted to do with Mr John. After ranting, she had no choice but to say the direction again. To be honest, I did not get one bit of the direction because my mind was to find a nearby shop and buy the maggi. After she finished, I just murmured an okay and started going out. As I reached the door, I turned back and with a mischievous grin on my face, I asked her, "ehe aunty, what did you say is the name of the woman again?". This time I didnt wait for a reply as I had to quickly use my leggedis benz on seeing her search for something to stone me with. When I left the compound, I laughed all the laugh that I was holding until people started looking at me somehow. At a point I was thinking if a nut was loosed in my head because of the way I was laughing. At least Mrs Uche won't forget what happened in a hurry. Enjoyment as I stroll was next on my mind. TBC
5 Nov 2015 | 16:01
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What do you guys think of the story so far??? Do you think Mrs Uche took what I did lightly??? Next episode soon
5 Nov 2015 | 16:03
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lt's getin mu interstin episod by episod.Rid on.I hop we'll get d nxt episod 2day
5 Nov 2015 | 17:14
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my bro u toi slow 4 d update nah..lmao arranqement nd re........ hahahaha..if i were tu b d one i would definetely lmao ryt in dia pwesence..i no sabi hold laf rara o
5 Nov 2015 | 18:44
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Intrestin
5 Nov 2015 | 19:32
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Hmmm nice 1
6 Nov 2015 | 03:19
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Abeg com cont... nah
6 Nov 2015 | 09:09
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¥Following¥
6 Nov 2015 | 11:19
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U should have wait a little and allow them to tear their cloth, then u ll be able to catch them red-handed. Lolz next pls
6 Nov 2015 | 14:49
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Stil waitin...
6 Nov 2015 | 16:21
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Cheater
6 Nov 2015 | 22:46
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She will definately beat hell out of u,so continue pls
7 Nov 2015 | 03:55
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U re rili tryin d story is gettin mre intrestin ride on
7 Nov 2015 | 16:19
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Nxt pls
8 Nov 2015 | 15:17
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Smart guy, I thought you wella . . I still remain your boy . . JESUS-BOY JNR . . DE . . COOLVAL YOUNGEST!!
10 Nov 2015 | 01:41
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nyc one @jed. wia re my lovers @tebniebenson, @Aarti, @promzy, @ebube nd @sonfia. nid u all by my side as i taje my seat via front. ride on mr writer @jed
11 Nov 2015 | 19:06
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@henry santus thanks... @jeddy.. come post
12 Nov 2015 | 20:26
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Oh my God.... @Samson where are you nah..??
13 Nov 2015 | 06:55
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Wia dx guy now
15 Nov 2015 | 08:31
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Has he abondon dis story....@Sampsom Wat's hppnin?
15 Nov 2015 | 18:43
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gosh u writers re making to feel bad. wot z ur problems dat none of u wan update...........
17 Nov 2015 | 05:37
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Chaii c dis man as he abandon dis story, abi U dn lost the story or U ar tired of posting make we know
21 Nov 2015 | 11:09
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Nw wae I ready to read. D writer is nowere to be found
24 Nov 2015 | 04:17
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I'm still waiting for the next one please?
27 Nov 2015 | 18:27
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Maggi adventure,,but wait ooh I still can't tell y some women maried to rich men always seem to be promiscouse
30 Nov 2015 | 04:54
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Abandoned project. Good luck.
1 Dec 2015 | 00:53
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So far, so qud. tankz 4 mention @pizarro @nextangel.....nyc work @jed
2 Dec 2015 | 13:13
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hope dis guy hv nt turn frm ghost reader to ghost wryter abi were he dey na
8 Dec 2015 | 08:34
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hmmmmm nawa ooo plz wia z d writer hope all z well......
9 Dec 2015 | 07:57
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U av been a ghost reader b4 u post dis story abi. Nd naw u av bcome a ghost writer Na wa ooooo diaris God oooooooo
10 Dec 2015 | 02:15
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Abandon project too??
22 Dec 2015 | 15:19
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Frm november u no va continue nawa o
7 Jan 2016 | 05:29
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y start a story if u will not finish it .......abeg com continue joor
9 Jan 2016 | 02:49
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Bia @jed u never see the laptop buy? Come burrow my own make u continue with the story.
13 Jan 2016 | 00:44
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They suppose to be doing screening for every writers on this site. Some are not even worth to be a writer, maybe he stole this story he's writing who knows
17 Jan 2016 | 10:16
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cool
12 Aug 2016 | 14:31
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nice story
12 Aug 2016 | 14:33
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i beg continue
22 Sep 2016 | 18:00
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Ah sure say na u go land d family 4 wahala
25 Sep 2016 | 08:32
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hmmm......abeg make una shift make i sit wella and comfortably......story story!!
24 Jan 2017 | 19:01
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