I went to my doctor's office this morning
to complain of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines me and ask me" OK,
what happened to your back Mr Carbony?"
I replid "Doc, You know that I'm an artiste
and i often go to night clubs for shows,
right?
Yes I know, The doc said..
This morning I got home to my apartment
early and heard a noise in my bedroom.
On entering I knew someone had been
with my girlfriend and the balcony door
was open. I rushed
out the balcony door and did not find
anyone. As I looked down from the
balcony I saw a man
running out and he was dressing himself. I
grabbed the fridge and threw it at him,
That’s how I strained my back"
suddenly another patient arrives looking as
if he has been in a car wreck. The doctor
said "Oh mr Musa, This gentle man sitting
here; looked bad, but you look terrible.
What the hell happened to you?"
He replied, "You know I have been
unemployed for
a while now. Today was the first day at
my new job.
I forgot to set my alarm and was running
late. I was running out of the building,
getting dressed at the same time, and you
won't believe it but I was hit by a fridge."
I wanted to grab him when my best friend
(Mr. Akpors) came in; he looks even worse
than the two of us.. I was brainstormed!!!
The doctor was shocked.
He ask Again,"What the hell happened to
youuuuuu tooooo.....?"
akpors replied..
"Doctor, Help me oooo... I sit-down inside
fridge and one idiot threw it from the 5th
floor ooo"......
I fainted Immediately!
