MY EXPERIENCE AS AN APPRENTICE by MARK ANDERSON

episode 2 Dad-my dear don't rush me,like i was saying mark you know we can't be leaving you at home why we go to work so we have found a trade for you to learn Me-and what is the name of the trade Dad-my son its how to repair generator Me-(WTF) how to repair generator Dad-yes my son,i know you like classic things that why i choose repairing big generators for you so you will be repairing big generators for offices and rich men or don't you like it Mum-even though you did not like it you will still learn it cos i can't be leaving you at home and come back and see you with 3 girls and you are sweating you will now say you are reading who do you want to deceive mtcheew Dad-my dear i said you should not interrupt me,like i was saying do you like the trade Me-(repairing big generator for offices and big men how i go like am infact i still prefer small generator) No daddy i don't like it Dad&Mum-you say what Me-NO!!! Dad-well i didn't tell you for your approval i want to let you know you are starting 2moro TBC

Diz kind thing dey pain ehn... [b] am not telling you for your approval,just want u to know [/b] anyhow ur generator work starts 2mrw

@Ele1 @ladyg @thecomely @stonez @fb-danieledem @timson7373 @iphemloid @ciarajessy @emmy01 @youngben @olamibobo [color =red] New story here [/color]

episode3 Dad-and again before i forget i want you to go and register for jamb and waec lesson immediate you come back from work tomorrow Me-ok sir Mum-and again if you like bring all those your battallion of girls i will know and i will tell mama chuka to watch you Me-(mtcheew mama chuka na our neighbour wey marry 2 years ago but she don born sha,that woman wey wan chop my amu tete na she go wan talk story for the gods) ok ma Dad-(clears throat as he stand up)am already late for and sure your will be too,so be a good boy Me-(na so dem dey talk to me like small pikin) ok sir Mum-oya come and lock the gate as we are going or do you expect your dad to lock the gate Me-ok ma Dad-(drives out of the gate with mum) make sure be a good boy Me-ok sir Mum-make sure you read your book you know you are going for coaching lesson tommorow Me-ok ma,bye Mum&Dad-bye Me-(atlast dey don go with their wahala,make i call my pal andrew) andrew aw far na Andrew-i dey joor,hope no bad news Me-omo bad news dey TBC

Uncle mark, ur tory short o

episode4 Andrew-haah shey one of those girls forget their pant Me-if that one be the bad news dey for don roast me give dog chop Andrew-aaah me too i fear ooo,so wetin be the bad news Me-they say make i go learn generator work Andrew-(laughing) Me-why you dey laugh she e funny Andrew-(laughing) Me-andrew you dey waste my card if you know say you wan laugh wella make you come my side so i go punch your teeth Andrew-(still laughing) my guy no vex the thing just funny,so as work plenty outside wey you fit learn na gen work your papa see give you (laughing) Me-i swear if you laugh again i go cut this call Andrew-oya no vex lets be serious, so where you wan learn am Me-me sef i no know but na big gen i go dey learn how to repair Andrew-shuu so na big gen,money dey there ooo! why you no tell me say na big gen Me-shey you give me chance to tell you when you where laughing like one mad jackal Andrew-no vex joor but i swear money dey dat business Me-see bye mtn don dey give me signal Andrew-i dey come your house TBC

The tory still continue i no wan make one episode long too much

@Henrymary my man thanks 4 d call

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episode5 Me-if you dey come no bring person come ooo Andrew-aah wetin happen na Me-na mama she say she go get people wey go dey watch me Andrew-aah wetin cause that one na Me-shebi you say you dey come my house Andrew-ehen wetin happen shey she make i no come Me-no she no say so but when you dey come no bring person come Andrew-ok i Don hear Me-ok bye MTN Don give me last warning Andrew-ok bye Me-bye (hang up) wetin I go do now ( am jobless true true ooo.i no get work wey I go do) porn por por(knock) Me- na who be that Sidi-na me sidi Me-(sidi my neighbor and my friend no be my fuck mate ooo but a wanna be fuck mate) so wetin you dey find Sidi-she you no go let me enter before you go ask me those mumu question Me-(chai my morning erection still dey gidi gba) wetin i go do now Sidi-oya be fast Me-wetin happen Sidi-she you dey fuck inside Me-you never answer my question wetin you dey find Sidi-wetin happen she I no fit visit you Me-you don't understand you can't visit me now Sidi-what happen na she you dey avoid me Me- see later we talk (WTF shey that one no be mama Chuka)

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episode7 Me-oya sidi bye next time (closes door) Sidi-you dey use style avoid me abi no worry(goes away) Me-(chai that woman don see me oo hope she no go tell my mama)make i go bath and chop por por por(knocks) Me-na who be dat Andrew-your fada shey you dey expect another person again,open door for me joor Me-(opens door)you know say you no well Andrew-you no be the first person wey dey tell me dat,ehen who be the CIA wey dey say make im dey watch you Me-na mama chuka joor Andrew-(laughing)so na mama chuka dey watch you na im you dey fear like chicken for fone,abeg go baff joor your body dey smell Me-i been don talk am say you no well(going to the bathroom) Andrew-abeg do quick joor make we bounce go pass time small outside Me-ok na make i baff (after bathing and eating) Me-(locking the door)andrew where we dey go na you know say i no wan go out Andrew-you just follow me i get suprise for you Me-hope say no be bad suprise cos you know say i go start work tomorrow Andrew-just follow me joor TBC

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@markanderson the story of ur life sha ? Odi oma, ride on.

episode8 Me-ok i dey follow you,but where we dey go sef Andrew-calm down i wan give you send off (after walking for 25mins) Me-i hope say no be dat ashawo house we dey go Andrew-yes na,don't worry shey na moni dey pain you,i go pay for you Me-you dey mad,shebi you say you wan do send off for me Andrew-yes na,na the send off be this Me-(laughing)guy you no well,so if your papa wan do send off for you im go carry go ashawo house Andrew-ok where you wan go Me-make we go dat bar wey dey dat side we fit see girl toast Andrew-no p but na you go pay for your self Me-shey i tell you say i broke ni Andrew-oya make we dey go (entering the bar) Me-omo see all those girls wey dey dat table,make we go sit down for their table na Andrew-omo na true o,dis girls set o make we dey go but na you go talk o. (going to their table) Me-(make dis girls no go disgrace me sha) hi girls Altogether-hi Me-are this 2 sit taken cos me and my friend would like to sit here Altogether-you both can have your sit the two chairs are free TBC

episode9 Me-ok thanks girls(me and andrew takes our sit) Me-(trying one of my guess) i think you must be mary (talking to one of the girls) Girl-why do you say so Me-cos you luk like mary in the bible Girl-have you her Me-(chai see me see question) no Girl-then why do you say so Me-cos i believe you luk like her Girl-(laughing) you are wrong cos am not mary am chika,you can call me chika Me-(shit i fail my guess sha) wow chika what a beautiful name for an angel like you Chika-(blushing) thank you Me-so what do you do for a living Chika-am a web designer and why do you ask Me-i ask becos am falling in love with you (for where,na free toto i wan chop) Chika-(blushing) Andrew-will you girls like to eat anything Me-(shey dis guy dey mad ni na who go pay for food the moni wey i get na for the room wey i go bang dis chika toto well well) dey don't look hungry Chika-actually we are not hungry infact we just finish eating before you came so don't be anger we reject your offer Me(for where, but i must form guy) TBC

episode10 Me-(for where why i go vex,but i must form guy) actually am angry but your beauty calm me down Chika-(blushing) you are so funny Me-so why don't we go outside so we can talk better(winks at andrew)he understand the signal Chika-ok (me and chika goes outside) Me-so what do you think abt this area Chika-this area is so cool Me-are you living around Chika-actually no am not living around but my sister is living around that what makes me come to this area Andrew-(coming from inside the bar) excuse me chika i want to talk to my friend Chika-you are free na Andrew-(come close,did as if he talking to me in my ear and tuck a condom into my pocket) (in a low voice)no fuck up o Me-(i been don talk am say andrew understand dat signal) (going back to where chika is sitting) Chika-what did he say to you Me-(chai see me see question) eermm SOMEONE SHOULD HELP ME OUT ¤TBC¤

Em talk say make you no fuck up. Oya i don help you

Just tell her that he say he should fk her well then watch her reaction

I don land o... Tell her say he said i should introduce u 2 my family asap @Henrymary u r doing well @Adelove come here o

@Olamibobo welcome

episode11 Me-(chai see question)ermm Chika-don't tell me you have forgotten wat he told you Me-he told me dat i should not bother looking for him cos he has gone to buy something but will be back before we are thru Chika-ok,but i don't believe you sha Me-why don't you believe me Chika-cos something is telling me you are a very bad boy Me-ok but you really to know me,am a gud boy Chika-ok,so are you a virgin Me-(WTF) yes i am (for where me wey don fuck over 12 different puna and am still counting infact your own go soon join but ashawo own no dey there) Chika-ok that nice Me-what of you,are you a virgin Chika-that very rude of you Me-i don't understand Chika-i mean its very wrong to ask a girl if she is a virgin Me-(tufia,wetin concern me) So you are not a virgin Chika-yeah Me-ok Chika-(looking seductively) why don't you give me a chance to break your viginity,you are really going to enjoy me Me-(why you dey waste time na, me dey wait since) wow that would be nice of you Chika-(moves closer to kiss me) ¤TBC¤

Na ur papa go break ur head laslas

Chai. I no you no go fall my hand :b

Kai, dis girl don inspire u

@Henrymary c*m o

@fb-Adelove . @Thecomely

Hmm can a girl really ask this from a guy??? @Ladyg

See question naa , if u ask me na who i go ask ?

I just dey ask haunty @Ladyg

@fb-milesoz I dey feel u Wella.

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episode12 Me-(kissing and smooching her boobs) Chika-(moaning)aaaah Me(me sef don forget say I dey outside I con use style open my life eye I con see l as all those hot blooded mushin boys dey watch us like live porn omo I must act fast ooo) babe I think we should go inside Chika-but I like having sex outside,and again they can see us cos this bush cover us Me-(you dey craze which bush cover us,chai I for don die if to say my mama dey part of the people wey dey look me bcos all those boys wey dey look us dem dey watch us in hd video quality) I insist we must go inside Chika-ok if you insist (stands up to dust her clothes) ok let's go inside Me-(ehen) ok. (After entering the bar) Me-(I can see andrew work cos the other girls are gone) Chika-(growing impatient) so what are we going to doz Me- don't worry am gonna rent a room (walking to the receptionist) Me-pls can I rent a room,and what's your name Hotel receptionist-you can call me any, so how many hours are you staying Me-5 hours Anu-ok that would be 1500 sir(gives me the key Me-ok( for my mumu mind I think say I go bang this girl for 5 hours) ok (paying her) Me-the room is ready baby. Chika-ok let's go (Entering the room) Chika-(pushed me on the bed) don't worry you gonna enjoy it (drags my jeans down and used her mouth to seal my dick) Me-(chai,I was in heaven) oooh Chika-(starts bumping her her head up and down my dick) Me-(moaning) ooh (After 20 mins I cum in her mouth and she swallowed it) Me-(kissing and sucking her boobs). Chika-(moaning) Me-(I wanted to give her the same treatment she gave me but what I met was not encouraging) (bending over to such her pussy and I saw what is much than sambisa forest I know say if I suck this one I go lose more than ten teeth's) TBC ADVISE FOR GIRLS-make una dey shave your puna you no go know when marlians like me wan suck

episode12 Me-(kissing and smooching her boobs) Chika-(moaning)aaaah Me(me sef don forget say I dey outside I con use style open my life eye I con see l as all those hot blooded mushin boys dey watch us like live porn omo I must act fast ooo) babe I think we should go inside Chika-but I like having sex outside,and again they can see us cos this bush cover us Me-(you dey craze which bush cover us,chai I for don die if to say my mama dey part of the people wey dey look me bcos all those boys wey dey look us dem dey watch us in hd video quality) I insist we must go inside Chika-ok if you insist (stands up to dust her clothes) ok let's go inside Me-(ehen) ok. (After entering the bar) Me-(I can see andrew work cos the other girls are gone) Chika-(growing impatient) so what are we going to doz Me- don't worry am gonna rent a room (walking to the receptionist) Me-pls can I rent a room,and what's your name Hotel receptionist-you can call me any, so how many hours are you staying Me-5 hours Anu-ok that would be 1500 sir(gives me the key Me-ok( for my mumu mind I think say I go bang this girl for 5 hours) ok (paying her) Me-the room is ready baby. Chika-ok let's go (Entering the room) Chika-(pushed me on the bed) don't worry you gonna enjoy it (drags my jeans down and used her mouth to seal my dick) Me-(chai,I was in heaven) oooh Chika-(starts bumping her her head up and down my dick) Me-(moaning) ooh (After 20 mins I cum in her mouth and she swallowed it) Me-(kissing and sucking her boobs). Chika-(moaning) Me-(I wanted to give her the same treatment she gave me but what I met was not encouraging) (bending over to such her pussy and I saw what is much than sambisa forest I know say if I suck this one I go lose more than ten teeth's) TBC ADVISE FOR GIRLS-make una dey shave your puna you no go know when marlians like me wan suck

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@LadyG new episode don come ooo

@Damilola hmmm! ?,am thinking about the meaning of puna

Following o

Hmm you like shaved pu++y

Okay nice talk

@markanderson kudos 2 u o but abeg, na 2 episodes per month end u won do dis story? (smiles) I don even 4get say i don enter dis storie building b4. Lol... meanwhile i understand u might b facing challenges slowing dis storie down. I pray evry challenges u might b facing right nw shall com 2 history wit testimony in Jesus name. abeg let us ride d in jet mode. ride on writer.

@markanderson abeg we no bring foam com this building 2 sleep o, allow us 2 go carry our mat