I fell in love with a girl called Amanda, but i don't
have the guts to ask her out. So i went to see a native
doctor popularly called "Baba". All he demanded
from me was 1-month internet data subscription
money which i paid and he gave me a ring called
'Touch and Follow".
He said, "All you need to do is touch her with this
ring and she will follow you".
I was excited because that was pretty easy. The next
day, when she passing, i created a scene just to draw
her attention and i touched her like it was a mistake.
I was expecting her to follow me, but to my biggest
surprise she didn't, rather she moved on and was
pressing her phone.
I was disappointed and went home. On getting home,
I checked my phone and i saw 9 notifications
showing Amanda John is now following me on
Twitter, instagram, Eskimi, Badoo, Viber, she even
sent me a friend request on Facebook, she also sent
me a message on Whatsapp and 2go.
I called Baba immediately to inform him about the
situation and he replied me, saying: "My son, We've
upgraded, everything is now digital!! Bye to rural
village style, Welcome to global village style. That
was why i did not ask you for a Cock, the brain of a
Mosquito, a Vulture's eye, the claw of a Lion that is
still a Virgin and Groundnut oil but One month
internet data to keep me Online with the gods".
