episode 2&3
MY Life episode 2
I was sitting on my bed thinking of a way to deal wit caro.when my phone rang looking at the caller ID I discovered it was dave my Yeye bestie who I was mad at for deserting me when things got out of hand.
”wat”
”bae ah ah u too vex jor Oya sowie,buh y would u call her a pet”he said
”u re annoying I swear sinx friday it’s now u calling ur father abi I fumed
”bae calm down calm down,see u knw debby doesn’t lyk u I tink u should give ha tym to adjust”
”u re a big fool get out frm my phone jor I hanged up
FLASHBACK***
it’s was lunch break,i nd my bestie were sitting outside our classroom gisting about random stuff
me-how u can u say davido is better than wizkid,fine I agree davido songs re nice but baba la is boss
dave-see ur mouth (mimicking me)baba la is boss apart frm your blind crush on wizkid what else do you knw.
me_shut up I said hitting him playfully
debby_hy bby (pecks him)
dave_stop jor give papa d real tin he fumed kissing her
he slowly brought out his tongue and she sucked on it lyk a hungry child
a moan escaped her lips when he caressed her ass
me_single girl alert u guys should go get a room or wait till u get home bfor devouring each other in my presence.
debby_loneliess wah kill some pple,is it our fault dah u dnt ave a boyfrnd by d way who will date a brat lyk u.
me_dave tell ur pet to be humble na
debby_its ur mother dah is a pet,its ur whole generation ehehehn u tink we don’t knw hw ur papa used ur mother for blood money
I did nt let ha finish bfor I slapped ha hard I didn’t stop I slapped her continously I was furious
”this what u always wanted abi na m goin to rain down on u like d holy ghost I shouted I grriped her uniform nd tore it
our shouting has already attracted a small crowd
I was about gripping her hair when someone stepped between us
I was more pissed
who is dx person dah does nt want me to design the face of this dirty whore who insulted my mother.
b”betty betty stop it the person said
I rushed at debby agn buh I couldn’t get to her bcuz I was bein carried by dz stranger I was furious I hit his bck I screamed ”put me down put me down this instance do u know who I am my father will jail u I screamed buh he jex kept walking
And when he finally put me down we were standing across d school compound
”how dare u touch me,do u knw my father..
”will you please shut up I just saved ur rich ass from getting a goo beating and instead of being grateful u re being a spoilt brat he said panting.
”shhhhh don’t say a word save it he said and walked out on me
”did u jex insult me I called afta him”
arrogant swine I cursed outloud
”small madam caro called me out of my thought
”wat I called out
she was fondling with her shorts and looking down at d marble tilted floor
”food don ready
”m nt hungry I said getting up I picked up my iphone6s and car keys am going out i said walking downstairs
caro-ohhhhh god which kind witchcraft work be one pikin wen I snr na dae use me play ball so
she cried
episode 3
I drove around town till late at night,i got home feeling tire but contented.
when I got home I jex walked straight to my room took a shower wore my mikky mouse nigtie and dove to bed
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I woke up the next day feeling hungry an kinda sick,does sickness dah comes when u stay hungry for a whole day.
I got up frm bed slowly and went into the bathroom 1st to empty my bladder and then I brushed my teeth,had a cold bath and went into the kitchen to see if I could grab a bite.
I found some leftover jollof rice nd chicken in the frigde sinx it was my favorite I dished some to a plate and microwaved it .i was thinking of my life when the microwave beeped I took out my meal and ate lyk a hungry lioness,while eating I observed the kitchen it was tidy and cozy I warned how caro could tidy this big huge kitchen all by herself,i made a mental note to get her an assistance and probably increase her salary. i laughed wen I recalled the way she trembled under me yesterday.
caro walked into the kitchen and froze wen she saw me.
caro_small madam good morning
me_morning I see that u stresse up so I ave decided to get u an assistant and also increase ur salary.
caro_she leaped for joy tnk u ma tank u ma
I got up frm d kitchen dining. it sunday I said strecting and walking towards the door take the day off
I Hrd her jumping for joy as I climbed the stairs
I smiled
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MONDAY MORnINg
I walked into the classroom majestically like the princess i was,i hissed wen I saw debby and clique whispering”that’s all they can do whisper not talk out loud I would taste my wrath this morning
m at a troublemaker o bfor u guys start thinking of me like a fighter
dave walked over
”u stubborn girl after beating my galfrnd u want me come nd say sorry 1st abi he said jokly
Me_ur mother doesn’t know that she gave birth to a swine not a son mtchewew I hissed
dave _I pity ur short father (we both laughed) Oya sorry I spoke wit debby she will no longer cross parts wit again.
me_good boy, I said getting up i’ve notes to take dwn if u will excuse moi
dave _who hear m they talk go tink say na so she get respect nonsense.
i laughed when I Hrd his silly joke,i was ststil laughing hard
when I ran into someone.
he quickly gripped to keep me from falling