My Life As A Paramillitary by Shak_O_Prog

Links to available episodes Episode 2 Episode 3

I am here

Seated..

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Bro @Hormortiyor seems like you already know what your lil sis need

Sitting beside my mom

Episode 1 I was in the class one day when strange guy of about 25yrs due to his beard entered our class, all of us kept queit and focused on him due to the fact that we have never seen him nor know what he want but his dressing describes it all that he's a paramillitary Oga: good morning class all: good morning sir oga: am ibrahim lukman a.k.a old soldier, am here to introduce you to to our association if you are interested you can meet me under the tree near the chapel by 2:00pm all: ok sir **Oh i forget to introduce myself am opeyemi the last born of my mum and 2nd born of my dad all in 5 my ambition is to become a soldier and kill the bad guys.did i really achieve my aim? what did i achieve in joining the paramillitary? what are the problems i faced and did i make through to being the best? find out and follow me come drop ur comment if u need me to continue T B C

New Episode is here @victoriouschild, @froshberry-2, @mercy1, @vivian8, @talentbad, @yohmi, @sonshine, @oluwaferanmi, @jummybabe, @frankkay, @hi-bee-kay, @talentscout. New Episode is here fellaz. come with ur BAE beside u

Am.sure you are going to achieve your aim

Continue @misterallen @hormortiyor @jummybabe @froshberry-2 @b-boy2 @andreytimms @kachiska ......New epi

thanks @oluwaferanmi and @shakoprog for the beep

Tanx @oluwaferanmi seated bro ride on

Thanks to the blessed people for the beeps...

Right on time Thanks @oluwaferanmi for the beep

Nice one comrade ride on but pls and pls don't disclose military coded words to these civilians o

Ok bro @DTLC editor

Ok bro

Episode 2 We later closed for the day and those of us that registered gather to move to the described venue me: hope their training wont be hard sha gbolahan: am not sure teslim: even if it is hard it will make us stronger gafar: i will never back out rasheedat: am only afraid since am a girl gafar: nothing will happen na rasheedat: ok * we later get to the venue gisting and laughing about this paramillitary of a thing, i think the master know us as he commanded* master: *blew his whistle* last person to reach here will be in soup all: what? *come see multiple usain bolt on the same track* master: next time you should take permission b4 entering the base, ok? we: ok sir master: now take permission we: *chorused* how master: *demonstrating* permission to fall in sir we: *chorused*permission to fall in sir master: granted *we joined the line finding our height* master: we all: wa master: today we will do nothing much but intro and a little parade all: ok sir master: parade chan all: *banging our leg on the ground* master: take ur number in series* which he explained to us what to do the types of numbering system in millitary* all: 123456789.....20......30.....75 last number sir master: thank you, get ready for next week all: ok sir master: ok now lets sing *boku oku gbe i wo lo mon ta lo ran e wa* meaning *if u die you die for nothing who send you come* me: what does the song mean gafar: i no go die oo teslim: we no go die joor me: well God will help us oh what next ? find out in the next episode

New Episode is here @victoriouschild, @froshberry-2, @mercy1, @vivian8, @talentbad, @yohmi, @sonshine, @oluwaferanmi, @jummybabe, @frankkay, @hi-bee-kay, @talentscout @dapada. New Episode is here fellaz. come with ur BAE beside u

Next jhoor

Next but still watch out for coded words

Ride on....

OK

Finally here . . @shakoprog, the name is @fii-fi, when u want to call

ok @fii-fi

Loving this Next

Next pls!

Episode 3 *On getting home hunger don dey wire me* me: am back ooo mum: welcome oo me: where is my food mum: you should have asked me to bring for you on the way me: ok.am feeling hungry mum: go and change your uniform first me: ok *unbuttoning my uniform* am through mum: hum F F O me: thinking *for food only*where is my food na mum: inside the cupbo.... me: ok *not waiting for her to complete it* mum: why do u come back late since you've closed yetunde is back for the past 3 hours and you are just coming to six me: am coming *with food filled mouth * me: *after i finish eating i went to the backyard to see my mum* na there you dey mum: yes what is it? me: mum i joined the paramillitary in school today that's why i came back late today mum: what for? me: i want to fit and strong that's why mum: *laughing* are serious at all me: why? mum: you went ahead to join those that will be punishing for nothing me: no na, i like it that y i join na mum: ok no problem, call your dad to inform him tell me what he says later ok? me: ok ma let me go and change at home *because that's our shop before on getting outside i saw yetunde* me: yettyb *as i do call her* yetty: where did you went to after closing me: i went for training yetty: training? me: yes yetty: are you now playing ball? me: no paramillitary yetty: ok me: i want to go and change yetty: lets go i want to buy something infront of your house me: *yetunde is my friend she's slim not as tall as me, fully rounded boobs i have dream of smooching, pink lips but no yansh although we do kiss but i want us to take it to another level but how will that be possible when i can't even toast a girl* somebody come teach me how to toast ooo t b c

New Episode is here @victoriouschild, @froshberry-2, @mercy1, @vivian8, @talentbad, @yohmi, @sonshine, @oluwaferanmi, @jummybabe, @frankkay, @hi-bee-kay, @frii-fi. New Episode is here fellaz. come with ur BAE beside u

New Episode is here @victoriouschild, @froshberry-2, @mercy1, @vivian8, @talentbad, @yohmi, @sonshine, @oluwaferanmi, @jummybabe, @frankkay, @hi-bee-kay, @fii-fi. @paddy2x New Episode is here fellaz. come with ur BAE beside u

Happy Val To My People wey get 5 babes for val and no fill call me to get one their is god oo

Continue

it is well

baddest guy ever liveth abeg remember call me for next episode oo @samnolimit

see question https://www.coolval.com/forumsss/topic/mr-coolval-announcements/ submission of pictures started yesterday

Is simple, just tell her dat I love u and want to toast u!

I would have teach you how to woo a girl but am a girl Next update plz

Next,finally back

Go brothel make dm teach u

@victoriouschild u can still teach me na. P L S :s

@captainspoonz u too cruel oo u wan make them kill me?

We are in recession So you will have to pay first.

What?!!! but mr buhari don leave 9ja na

Kill you as in and how? Na brothel fit you

Brothel Go teach me how to fuck and not how to woo

Episode 4 **same day** me: yetty yetty: yeah me: i want to tell you something but dont know how to say it yetty: what? me: hummmmm**thinking of what to say** yetty: what is it? me: never mind yetty: what is it na? me: ok i will you tonight yetty: what if am not around by the time you are less busy me: i will wait till you come yetty: ok <<<i dressed up and going back to our shop here come gbemisola, she's also my crush but not like yetty ,she's frontierly blessed but no barclay at all ,she not short nor tall >>> me: gbemiguapata !!! gbemi: bawo ni *how are u* me: i dey ooo.where to? gbemi: mummy sent me to her friend me: ok you looking like a princess gbemi: humhum meaning? me: neva mind gbemi: ok me: ok ** i got to shop and started practising what to tell yetty in the evening .i wish night neva come to avoid a story that touch** t b c....

Hilarious why are you scared

next

Ride On...

No Apology for delay. Hia

don't be scared

2short

Lolz....u r scared of toasting?

Tell her your mind Her reply would only be yes or no

Too short

Am Sorry 4 d delay guyz.really sorry