27/10/2013(Wednesday) I took a glimpse at my wrist watch, 7:45..I was so excited that I couldn't sleep, so I got up and
dressed. I hurried to the bus stop to board a motorcycle
“Bike! Hey Okada!”. I shouted,
waving at various motorcycles zooming by.
“Okada!”
I at last got one, boarded it and zoomed off
Hey stop here , I said
I dipped my hand into my pocket and paid
Good morning sir, I greeted
Hey david good morning how are you doing? He asked am doing great I replied
Am sure you also came for the interview he said
, Yes of course I replied
Okay can I come in ? I asked
Yes of course he opened the gate and I walked in
( I sat down on grey plastic chair glue my eye on my Q10 replying my bbm message ). `
I took a looked on my wristwatch. It read 10am , the interview commenced
We sat down on a lounge chair Am in number 10 position
"Yes" number one . The guy stood up
The conversation drone on for twenty minutes ,
( oh God have mercy on me oo, I prayed silently in my heart). ». ` Am almost dozing on a lounge chair ,
with a magazine on my lap.( They finally called my number, ). " number 10 ! Number 10 !! . She called again, number 10. ! Hmmm Sleep reclaimed my mind after a few minutes. I slept off. . . ~ . They finally round up with the interview. . Secretary : hey mr man , she touched me , yes should I get in I asked
.Are you ready for your interview ?she said , yes now that is why am here I replied. Okay that we be next year she said with a smile. Oh common are you joking I asked "My voice hoarse by shouting ". with a frown on my face ( Abeg make una get out ,I don close for today she looked at me with a blazing
eyes) I was
badly sweating I knew I was in trouble. I shook my head and sighed with
tears trickling down my cheeks..
Look man: david how far now,what are you doing there since? , I shook my head again, oh look man see you later ,
I stayed outside for a while,just examined what is happening to me ,( oh God why ! Why !! Why me !!! I hurried to the bus stop to board a motorcycle it already 6:50
“Bike! Hey Okada!”. I shouted,
waving at various motorcycles zooming by.
“Okada!”
I at last got one, boarded it and zoomed off . . my phone
beep " who is that ? with a frown on my face."A glance at the display confirmed it was my landlord,
Hello where hell are you ?. He said
Am on my way sir I replied. Am waiting for you
I instruct the bike man to stopped in front of my house "I glance at him in a long distance , I moved closed to him, good day sir,I greeted.
Don't greeted me, seem you don't forget our agreement so where is my Money? he shouted",
Hey baba take am easy now ,Hey! gbenuso o owo mi ni mowa gba,"means( shut up I came here to collect my money)
okay! okay!! okay!!! Wait how much is your money self knw be 15 thousands naira , I said ,so 15 thousands knw be money he replied , ( abeg enter make you give me my money he roar at me ). Things be like film when I started ransacked my room, ha ha but I kept it here hey from one problem to another God why now .hey am in trouble, ha my life don finish patapata. I was sweating until my hair
was wet.
Won’t you come out the old man said ,baba take am easy now I yelled ,
If you're messing with me, then I'll do worse than slap you.
He said. ,Baba don't act funny oo slap me or wetin ,wait and see then you this clueless boy, baba mind your speech oo, You can come my beat me then,he said (haha abi iru eyan wo re bayi) means which kind person be dis , daddy titi came earlier to rescue me
Hahaha baba landlord
what happened ?
Baba haba you supposed to respect your
old age now ,can you please tell me what happened
O se o jare baba titi (means thank you baba titi)
Na my money I come collect from this nitwit boy called david For last year or this year ? daddy titi asked
For last year of course. He replied
Is that true ? Daddy titi asked from me
Yes I replied but ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, shi !!!!!!,
“Daddy titi interrupted”
Okay baba don’t be annoyed
How much is the money
Just 15 thousand naira I replied
Stupid boy, just 15 thousands.
naira and you can’t pay it. Shameless fellow he harass me
Okay baba ema binu. Daddy titi dipped his hand into his pocket
1,2,3, --------------.................13,14,15, baba this is your money
Hmhm a dara fun o, omo mi ( means it shall be
well with you my son)
“O se jare baba titi o dabo”(means thank
you baba titi good bye )
Next episode .