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My new fone JOKE

My new fone JOKE

By Adedayo in 12 Oct 2015 | 06:03
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My android phone don chop my money tire, na him I come vex yesterday sell am, come take some money buy Chinaphone! The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Fire lighter etc. I fit write Text message with toothpicks sef. But now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The spellings get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-pon, samswag etc.
3. When aeroplane pass, e go record "One missed Call".
4. When a big car horn; e go show "Charger connected"
5. When Chinese man pass, e go show: "One Bluetooth device found"
6. When fine lady waka pass, e go show "WiFi On"
7. When ugly lady waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected"
Abeg ooo! I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen say "No contacts found"
12 Oct 2015 | 06:03
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Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
12 Oct 2015 | 06:11
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Lwkmd
12 Oct 2015 | 06:15
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Let me giv u d solution, open the phone, remove evrytin inside and pour it inside a hot water, re-arrange it and it wil work like a blackberry
12 Oct 2015 | 06:18
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Haaa lolz Hausa man go buy ooo
12 Oct 2015 | 06:29
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hohohoho chinko no dey carry last
12 Oct 2015 | 06:39
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Hahahhahahhahhah funny ehough na hw much u dey sell am
12 Oct 2015 | 07:05
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lolz,,,datz akpos fone
12 Oct 2015 | 07:13
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Na jst 10k @frankkay
12 Oct 2015 | 13:36
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I like u solution oh!bt i will like u 2 buy and use dat ur solution on it @nextangel
12 Oct 2015 | 13:41
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U no go find buyer,bcos “No contacts found”
14 Oct 2015 | 04:44
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I wan buy the phone
31 Mar 2016 | 10:00
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Hw much u won buy am @@victoriouschild
31 Mar 2016 | 11:09
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Hw much u won buy am @@victoriouschild . [IMG] http://i.imgur.com/LLpi1Nz.png[/IMG]
31 Mar 2016 | 11:10
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Hw much u won buy am @@victoriouschild . [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LLpi1Nz.png[/IMG]
31 Mar 2016 | 11:11
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@kingson1 I wan buy am N5
31 Mar 2016 | 11:25
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Does it have garden???
31 Mar 2016 | 11:29
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N5 small nw, my 1yrs old brother self no fit collect dat amount 4 sweet self. . Make we do am 5k as my sister in d house
31 Mar 2016 | 15:03
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@tenniebenson na d new version get dat won jor. . Bt dat won cost small oh! *winks*
31 Mar 2016 | 15:10
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When u have dat one tell me... Na dat one i wan buy
31 Mar 2016 | 18:17
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N5 small nw, my 1yrs old brother self no fit collect dat amount 4 sweet self. . Make we do am 5k as my sister in d house @victoriouschild
31 Mar 2016 | 18:50
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@kingson1 I no get 5k
31 Mar 2016 | 20:18
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5 Apr 2016 | 11:57
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Lol
5 Apr 2016 | 12:18
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5 Apr 2016 | 13:02
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lol
5 Apr 2016 | 18:07
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Its ok
11 Apr 2016 | 08:00
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